Bad video, bad sound, bad music, bad graphics. Fucking FSN is a joke.

The microphones keep going out on Chris Rose, John Salley and Chris Byrd in the analysis booth.

Chris Byrd says, “They have something left.” Wrong guy to ask. He thought he had something left, too.

So pathetic.

Rico Ramos v. Jonathan Velardez, starting in round 3 (out of four). Great stuff. They have to get their mikes working.

This is, of course, just laughable. Velardez has the stupidest haircut in boxing.

In case you missed it, like if you’re the sort of sane boxing fan that hasn’t paid much attention, Rahman came in at 244, with Toney an admittedly trim 226 and looking better than he has in a while.

Rahman starting with the jab, Toney starting with his posturing. Toney bothered by a jab to the nose. Toney has done nothing at all offensivel through the first two minutes. I’ve pretty much described all the action. This is thrilling. Jab and a right from Rahman.

Body shot from Toney, Rahman comes back with a jab as Toney leisurely walks away. Ex ci ting opening round. Toney will lull you, alright. That’s on-point, broadcasters.

Rahman 10-9

Toney comes out throwing short punches, none of them landing. They’re short because his arms aren’t very long, not because he’s especially trying to be accurate.

Rahman’s long jab is doing the job so far. Not in an entertaining manner, of course, but it is what it is. He’s backing Toney up at will. Toney’s daring Rahman to come inside because he can’t figure out how to work his way in. Counter right from Toney, they think it stung Rahman. It didn’t. There’s a right from Rahman. Right from Rahman follows a left.

Rahman 10-9
Rahman 20-18

Rahman with a left that pushes Toney back again. Toney’s gameplan seems to be the usual, trying to make Rahman make mistakes. Not happening so far.

These guys gave Toney round two, apparently for landing a single punch of any note.

Toney working inside now, and Rahman is mixing it up with him. Cut over the eye of Rahman, caused by a butt it seems. You know what Toney’s doing? Standing and waiting to throw an overhand right. That’s really it. They’re calling this like Toney is dominating, and NOW he starts landing some good stuff. Rahman seems to be a little bit staggered. That cut IS in a bad place.

Toney with a sneaky left that gets in there, and now Rahman unloads against the ropes, but the best punch landed comes from Toney. Good rebound round for James.

Toney 10-9
Rahman 29-28

This is superior horseshit. Toney thinks he won, but since it was from an accidental headbutt, that is not quite, you know, true.

What a story. Fuck you, guys. Yeah, let’s see them fight a third time. The nation clearly was on pins and needles.

Where?

Head butt of the year. What the hell is going on lately?