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Bad Left Hook Live Boxing Results and Commentary: Vitali Klitschko v. Kevin Johnson

We will have LIVE coverage of this fight at 3pm ET as it airs overseas. The fight will be shown late tonight on HBO, after the Boxing After Dark card main evented by Juan Diaz and Paulie Malignaggi. At 9pm ET, we'll cover the Showtime card, and then when it's over, switch over to HBO. There will be two different posts up later for those two cards.

We will not post front page results of the Klitschko-Johnson card until late tonight, but if you're looking to watch it later on HBO, don't come into the comments of this post if you don't want the results. There should also be some undercard action on the overseas broadcast, and I'm guessing one of the fights shown will be Alexander Ustinov-Monte Barrett.

VITALI KLITSCHKO   KEVIN JOHNSON
Main Event
Record: 38-2 (37 KO) Record: 22-0-1 (9 KO)
Age: 38 Age: 30
Hometown: Belovodskoye, Krgyzstan Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia
Height: 6'7 1/2" Height: 6'3"
Reach:
80" Reach: 82"
Ranks/Titles: WBC, Ring #1 Contender, Bad Left Hook #2, ESPN #2, BoxRec #2 Ranks/Titles: Ring #10 Contender, BoxRec #26
TV: Sky Sports 2 - 3pm ET Venue:
PostFinance Arena - Berne, Switzerland

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Johnson will shock the world!!!

(By almost winning a round at some point)

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 6:27 AM EST reply actions  

I think I MIGHT have scored one for Arreola

But I was probably trying to give it to him. Haven’t scored many against Vitali in a while.

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 12:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I really like being a part of the RBRs so I’m very glad that your going for the sky coverage.

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 8:23 AM EST reply actions  

part of it is I want to get this out of the way early

I’ve really got no interest in spending that late portion of my Saturday night watching Klitschko likely dominate an unfit challenger. Four fights in a row from 9pm to finish is plenty. Basically between Showtime and HBO, it’s a really good PPV without a great main event tonight.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

How dare you have a life outside of this blog!

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Well I wouldn’t call getting drunk and listening to Merle Haggard a life, really, but hey.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, yes I would

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfit is maybe a little strong

I mean, Johnson is about as fit as anybody out there that Vitali hasn’t already beaten. I’m not saying he has much of a shot to win, but I think his style and reach at least makes it worth tuning in.

With all that said, Vitali TKO9.

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 12:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Unfit refers more to the fact that Johnson has pretty much no resume. The Ring installing him as the #10 ranked heavyweight contender is pretty absurd, really. I’d love to see that rationally explained.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Vitali KO7.

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

Matt has the beat and so does Curtiss

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi Everybody

Klitschko by mid to late (T)KO

by Curtis72094 on Dec 12, 2009 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

to put mine up again

I took Vitali in 8, and I think it’ll be another quit/corner stoppage.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

Bingo. Ket’s get it one. I’m ready. I have a nice scotch and cigar. Damn, I want Klit to go go go.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

There are few things that sap the morale of an opponent more than knowing from the start that the most he can achieve is to keep the deficit respectable.

—Mike Casey

, I see Vitali winning in the same manner as in his last 3 punishing beat-downs. First, he gets comfortable and finds his rhythm. Then, he starts connecting with punishing jabs and sneaky crosses all the time using deceptive movement. Finally, he will break “The Pin” down cutting up his face in the process. By round 7 or 8, “Kingpin” will be gassed and ripe for the kill. By 9 or 10, he will retire on his stool with his corner saving him from himself so he can come back to fight another day. Johnson will win fans, however, with his game effort.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

Alexander Ustinov-Monte Barrett will be over forthwith. One or two rounds or when The Russian connets—whichever occurs first.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Vitali KO 9

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

yes! Nine sounds right.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunken Cutman here

To take the piss out of the sky sports commentary team and watch Johnson pull off a big upset by outjabbing Klitschko and using his slick defense to avoid getting hit. Well ok, maybe just the first one!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

It would be the upset of the year!

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If this does not happen, there will be a lot of us (me included) heading for the Crow Buffet.in Zurich!

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

Too bad HBO picked this up on delay

We could’ve had ESPN air this with the Flores Brothers!

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

is this thing on justinTV or something else?

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

can't share streams here

Bad for business.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Using a stream is one thing

sharing them is another.

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t want networks or promoters going, “Hey, these guys just give our fights away.” Obviously I’m not hosting any stream, but I don’t want that to be a reason for them to not like me. They can find some other reason. This is why we can’t have animated .gifs of knockouts, too. The networks aren’t keen on you giving away their material.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey fellas. I’ve been tied to the workbench for a couple of weeks now, but hopefully the storm will pass soon. Just changed my cable package too, and it looks like HBO is on the fritz, so I suppose I won’t get to watch:

1) Paulie and Juan put on another classic styles matchup, which will once again be tough to score, “controversial” and will see both men cut. I think Juan will get the nod again, on account of the fact that Paulie’s punishing sledgehammer of a jab couldn’t slow down a pinwheel, let alone Diaz.

2) Vitali Klitschko mechanically hammer Mike Weaver into hamburger meat. Did I say Weaver? I meant Kevin Johnson.

Cheers!

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

Welcome back, good buddy

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheers Ted

I just got the chance to read your Rabon-Jones writeup. Excellent account. I will send you an email. It brought back a lot of great memories. I have very good memories of Holland as well, who was in a lot of ways a classic “blue” collar gladiator.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet you do!

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, thanks. That’s reasonable. I’ll just listen in to you guys.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

Johnathaon Banks fight joined at the start

And he just starts killing this guy at first. Busts his nose, busts him up in the corner, and they stop it immediately. Huge right hand to start and that was that.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

opponent was Marcel Zeller

Edmund Gerber stopped him in six in September.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And Tyson Fury stopped him in two..

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Banks has tins of heart and I believe he is trained by Manny Steward. Tough guy.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a good match, I think. He’s good clay for someone like Steward.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Steward’s nephew trains him, actually, but he worked with Manny in the past. I like Banks. He hung in well with Adamek for a good while.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

silly commentary

“Is (Banks) big enough at 6’3”???"

Is David Haye??? This idea that all heavyweights are as big as the Klitschkos is bugging me. There’s not many guys taller than 6’3" that have any skill.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Right

This “super heavyweight” talk bugs me. If you can’t beat ’em, classify them out of existence? Who would fight in this new division? The K bros, Justin Long, Tye Fields and Nick Valuev? Gabe Brown?

Max weight is max weight. At a certain point on the human size chart, extra height and weight usually becomes as much of a disadvantage as it is an advantage.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

cruiserweights, 6 rounds

Nuri Seferi (24-6, 17 KO) v. Joseph Marwa (22-12-1, 6 KO)

Not gonna RBR it.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

wise

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

who?

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ineed

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Seferi looks like a puffy Joan Guzman

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yOU MEAN THE GUY WHO “DREW” WITH ALI FUNEKA. EERRAGH

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

er, Marwa does, excuse me

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone know how many fights on the undercard? ETA till the main event?

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

5pm ET for the main seems likely.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’ll be back after I grade about an hour’s worth of student papers.

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The end of this year stinks horribly

Terrible year for me on the ledger. I’ve been working twice as hard for a quarter the yield, and there’s no end in sight.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

monte barrett coming out to eye of the tiger…

everyone watching same stream?

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

no. I can’t find any

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett up

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

I love how Sky hypes guys by lying. “At 38, he’s still blowing top prospects away!” Who? When? Was it Odlanier Solis???

Bad Left Hook
"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

That’s sort of like calling Bruce Seldon a “fringe contender.”

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov and Barrett in the ring, ready to go

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently Barrett is “slightly” below world title level. Jesus.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

my stream is in german. atleast i cant understand what these dudes are saying

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R1

Ustinov stings Barrett with a right, and down goes Barrett. He’ll fight on. He shouldn’t, but he will.

I’m so sick of seeing Barrett get his head caved in. Barrett is literally trying to double leg takedown Ustinov, it appears. Ustinov loading up his right. Barrett is falling all over the place not even being hit. This is genuinely unfortunate to watch. He should not be out there at this point. He has zero punch resistance.

Barret running, trying to tackle whenever Ustinov gets near him. “Punch resistance might not be what it once was.” Gee, ya fuckin’ think?!

Barrett is just falling down, diving at Ustinov, sloppily jabbing his way into a leg grab. I’m actually kind of embarrassed to watch this. I always liked Monte, but it’s beyond over. Long haymaker right by Barrett barely lands. That’s his highlight of the round. 95% of this round was Barrett trying to avoid being hit with any punch at all.

Ustinov 10-8

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

Monte will always have a special place in my heart for tenderizing the fraud Tye Fields with three punches. Apparently, there was enough bribe money in the world to make him take a swan dive.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

*wasn't*

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R2

Ustinov is just looking to load up the right. If they watched any film of Barrett’s recent fights, they know he can’t take a punch, and Ustinov is just looking for one big shot to end this thing. He really should have put him away in the first round, but he didn’t have the experience, and Monte jumped on his legs a lot.

This isn’t boxing. This is one guy trying to land one right hand the other guy not trying to do anything except not get hit. Horrible round. I’m not sure one decent punch landed on either side.

Ustinov 10-9 for at least trying to fight
Ustinov 20-17

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

I have a friend over who doesn’t watch a lot of boxing. Right now I imagine he is thinking “why the hell is he inflicting this crap on me!?”

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

assure your friend that this is not boxing

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Do

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R3

A jab from Ustinov that barely has anything on it bothers Monte. Barrett is throwing nothing but the occasional wild ass right hand. Another rotten round. If they don’t stop saying “untidy” I’m going to throw up.

Ustinov 10-9 for the jab (you know, the one)
Ustinov 30-26

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

This guy is, um, impressive

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R4

Barrett’s corner: “I don’t want you gettin’ hit with no unnecessary punches!”

Any punches on Barrett are unnecessary at this point.

Jim Watt “would love” to see one of these big rights land on Ustinov’s chin. To be honest I’d like to see anyone land anything. This doesn’t speak well of Ustinov either. At 33, his window is limited, and his form is so shaky that he can’t even manage to find Monte Barrett. He’s landed one good punch this entire fight and it knocked Barrett down. Barrett back on his bike.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 40-35

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

We shold do Barrett vs. Brewster next

Battle of the unaggressive, shot, American heavyweights

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

If Monte has lasted this long, it’s amoral victory

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Geez, this is scheduled for 12? For some reason, I thought it was 8. Kill me.

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

for the EBA title

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Srsly?

I thought it was a six-rounder

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

12! ugh!

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The +/- was 5 1/2 rounds

So Barrett should be able to fall over any minute now.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s among the 10 worst I’ve seen this year. Just absolutely horrible. Might be bottom five, in fact.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R5

Barrett coming out this round with his hands high. Not tight, but they are high. Maybe he’s ready to engage. Well, not terribly as it turns out. Right from Ustinov glanes. Barrett starts winging his dumb overhand rights that come from his knees. Back to the ugly.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 50-44

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov should just throw a flying knee already and end Barrett's misery

The way he keeps ducking down with his hands at his side, I bet it takes a lot of restraint not to do so, and he’s too damn slow to throw a punch down there.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R6

This is awful. Neither of these guys are landing punches and Ustinov is winning mostly because he at least seems mildly interested in a fight. Barrett is terrified, and really he should be. Ustinov is awful at finding range, has really no speed, and seems to be tiring somewhat. Barrett with a few jabs near the end of the round. Hell, this might have been a Barrett round.

Barrett 10-9
Ustinov 59-54

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

There are 100 santas outside my window carolling with megaphones

of 20 stories down from my window, but they might as well be standing 10 feet away

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

Attack of the Santas!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m all for Christmas cheer, but there comes a point where you’re just being obnoxious. That’s probably 10 steps past it.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R7

This has become painful. Barrett just got hit in the shoulder and acted like he might have been hurt.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 69-63

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone want to draft an indenture for me?

3 hours of sleep, but I really don’t want to get back to work…

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

I'd rather watch this`

Which is a REALLY bad sign

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R8

Ustinov’s nose is bloodied. Barrett has settled in somewhat, and a glancing right actually doesn’t knock him down. This was probably Monte’s round.

Barrett 10-9
Ustinov 78-73

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

did Barrett just belch in the corner?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

I had a joke about “eating too many right hands” ready to go, but it doesn’t sound like that’s what’s up.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Morning fellas. Just woke up. Really needed those 14 hours of sleep. How Banks look?

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

nasty

Stung Zeller with the first right he landed and beat the crap out of him in the corner. Ended quick.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Good. Thanks. Always felt he beat himself in Adamek fight. Well Adamek’s right hands did help. But still

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Monte mounting a comeback here?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R9

Barrett complaining about something or other. Letting Barrett back into this fight on any level really says a lot about Alexander Ustinov, and it doesn’t say anything very good. Ustinov does nothing this round. Barrett is sort of alive.

Barrett 10-9
Ustinov 87-83

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Barrett’s corner is mad. This is about as good as he’s gonna do.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Barrett’s trainer: “We were supposed to walk out the house with this victory.”

OH WERE YOU?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

Rozier is crazy

He talking like Barrett has a chance of winning a decision

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

And to ensure that Ustinov wins

The ref calls a push behind Barrett’s head a knockdown

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Monte Barrett vs. Audley Harrison

Then I sell the DVD to insomniacs.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Or B-Movie fans

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking over Ustnov’s opponets reveals a terribly low level of opposition

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

he's not good

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not as low as Kevin Johnson's

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Michael Sprott > anyone Johnson’s fought

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Sprott is the only decent guy. I could beat Brian Polly and Earl Ladson.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true

Johnson hasn’t beaten any elite guys, but Vargas, Terry Smith, and Damien Willis (and even a very faded Bruce Seldon) are better than what Ustinov has on his resume.

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

damm straight

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You know I was referring to schraubd, right?

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW, ARE YOU THE VERY SAME vd?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The Saddo King. Of course. There can only be one

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it! Great to see you on this great site, mate.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah man. I stumbled upon it not to long ago. And I like it. Great updated site.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

Or if so, not by much. Frankly, Demetrius King (who was robbed against Smith) might be the best win on Johnson’s record.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t really fault Ustinov and Barrett for looking exhausted. After all, it feels to me like they’ve gone 20 rounds already (when is this over!)

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

Not soon enough

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R10

Barrett falls over in a heap, complaining of a punch to the back of the head. Watt thinks a jab landed. I didn’t quite catch whatever the hell that was.

He’s up and ready to go. Was that scored a KD? I didn’t see Mickey Vann count, but I did see him tell Monte that no, it wasn’t a shot to the back of the head.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 97-92

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

I bet the Germans love this Ustinov guy

He’s this generation’s Hasselhoff

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hooked on a Feeling

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I know the body isn’t even cold yet, but I’ve been thinking today about stepping stones that Johnson should’ve/could’ve fought before Klitschko.

Briggs – Probably dead broke by now, has a punch.

Thompson – German exposure, good right hook to the body, fights big and ugly, a bit cute.

Dimentrenko – Big, mechanical, durable, decent right hand, coming off a loss.

It just troubles me because I think Johnson could be a special fighter, but is as green as grass and as unseasoned as an Irish dinner. You can’t blame VK for taking him on any less then you could blame Holmes for taking Cooney on, but I think this is just too big a step up.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Well said. The Pin is in way over his head.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That I have no doubt about. I’m just hoping he’s at least competitive.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

I actually think he’s got plenty of talent, just not there for Vitali yet. But what can you do? It’s a no-lose situation for him. If he loses, oh well, he was supposed to. If he’s competitive, hey, look at this guy. And if he wins, holy shit.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Espino against Pavlik.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, pretty much

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R11

With about 1:20 left they tell me, “He’s lighter on his feet than, say, Nikolai Valuev, isn’t he?” There’s a ringing endorsement.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 107-101

Barrett’s right hand is broken, it appears.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Barrett’s corner is just happy to last 12 rounds, it appears.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

It’s a moral victory for him. Ugh!

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is a good fight to retire on. Go out on your feet, and give them one last backflip.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The Romanian announcers have an appropriate level of excitement

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Is this Ustinov related to Peter Ustinov? He was a damn good actor. Better actor than this lug who is wobbling around the ring.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Gerhart.

….Think Sanchez has a shot against Penn?

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

no

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I got Sanchez by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

No actually Penn will choke him out.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I have Penn by UD

I see this as similar to GSP-Fitch, Sanchez has enough not to get finished, but there is no way in hell it stays close unless Sanchez pulls a CroCop.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Upsets can happen.

But Penn is too good.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

probably Tebow even though he shouldn't

But then he should have won it last year so whatever, I suppose. The Heisman is a jank award. It’s not best player in the nation, really, it’s Best Quarterback On a Really Good Team, or Barring That, Best Running Back.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The winner SHOULD be Suh, for the record.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed, never seen such a dominant DT

by OmarLittle on Dec 12, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

oh I know

He shouldn’t even be nominated.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

CJ Spiller should've been invited

I hope the Seahawks draft him so we can have a dynamic backfield and halfway competent special teams returning.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Ingram

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Heck I'd give it to Suh

If Nebraska had an offense (which translates into more wins) then Suh should win it.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Ustinov looks a little like Chuch Wepner…except he ain’t bleeding.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

I'm glad that 12 rounds of man wrestles bear is over

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Oops…I meant Chuck Wepner.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

Ustinov-Barrett R12

Hey! Barrett actually takes a nice right hand with about a minute left! Ustinov wins the round and the fight.

Ustinov 10-9
Ustinov 117-110

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

Thank God

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Now let’s get it on. I’m getting hungry.—and thirsty

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

Do what I do. Eat your sons cereal. Captain Crunch all day

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ALEXANDER USTINOV-MONTE BARRETT OFFICIAL DECISION

116-109 (I think)
116-112
116-something

ALEXANDER USTINOV by unanimous decision

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

no

I’ve just gotten mildly used to how numbers sound in foreign languages.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys.... :)

Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)

by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

I already ate a bag of chips with dip and a beer. Going to a Christmas choir tonight with the wife but will be back for Paulie Mags…will record Bradley-Peterson.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Having massive streaming problems.....

I can’t even stream the BBC website’s snooker coverage…. keeps telling me that my internet connection has failed….

Any ideas?

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks. Constructive....

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I predict Ustinov will one day become HW champion of the planet…it just won’t be THIS planet.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

....This fight was for a title?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

A fake one

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

A regional title.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

KJ doesn't look like he's taking this very seriously at all

There’s loose, then there’s hanging out in the dressing room, looking like you’re going to the club, talking on your bluetooth headset.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe he is thinking of the payday he is going to get. $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, don’t watch snooker :)

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

Believe me, O’Sullivan vs Higgins (Snooker) is a million times better than Ustinov vs Barrett!

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Substitute in “X vs Y (Sport Z)”, and the statement still holds.

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Really digging the bottom of the barrel, showing this fight

between I don’t even know who they are

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

This Veto guy looks like he’s got some spark.

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Another fight befor Klit?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

 Veto? Is he an Italian?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hungarian, I think?

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad I missed that one from the sound of it. I remember watching Valuev crush Barrett at Rosemont. That fight stunk too, but at least the Adamek undercard fight was awesome.

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

 Rosemont, Illinois/

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

It's also the old name of the arena where they fought.

I think it has a corporate name now, but I always think of it as Rosemont.

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Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading this pbp I’m happy that German TV is showing no undercard fights for this.

by monkeyhead on Dec 12, 2009 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

how many rounds is this fight

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

too many

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Went downstairs to see what was going on

I live upstairs from a soccer bar. They put out a sign that says half price drinks for anyone dressed like Santa, so there are 200 drunk 21 year olds in cheap Santa outfits down there.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Where are you located?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

NYC

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

10-4

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Complain to Selgy

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you around for his dating profile thing?

Apparently he’s a tender lover.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Love is just a conspiracy

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

OhI think that’s the last one. Good

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

I know this won't mean anything to a lot of people here

But O’Sullivan has just made it 8-8!!!!!!!

See, we go crazy for snooker players, too

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

Ah. No comment. Just no comment

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL. Wlad watching the hand taping.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

Thought it was hilarious. Wlad just standing there like a statue.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

One thing I like about the Klits is that they are all buisness and when they come storming out of that dressing room with no entourage, just their corner peope, and with the crowd raoring its approval, man, I get a few chills. They are pure menace.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

No doubt. They just walk in like nobody can fukk with them

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They are pure menace.

Yeah. There is something to be said for the intimidation factor. The crowds add to it. There’s has got to be something unnerving about a large German crowd cheering and chanting. The sound of the beast is so different than the American or British crowd. I’ve seen tape of German rock concerts, and the crowds there sound equally weird and out of sorts.

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-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

WORST INTRO EVAR

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

German disco rap!

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

its a disco light show

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Sky isn’t covering that.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i got some Italian stream now.

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

A german rapper

with a horn section, three African-American backup singers, live drums and bass, singing “Klitshcko Klitschko” to some disco sounding song. It was so much worse than Hi Ho Ricky Fatton or any other walk in music ever.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Buffer?

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No, some god awful band

Much worse than the usual boy bands

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

this is awesome

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t see it so I have to follow SC on this.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Amazing

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Here's Buffer

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

so Johnson's about to head in on Sky

Is that consistent with what everyone else has?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

Walking out to Man in the mirror now

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s Get ready to Ruuuuuuuummmmbblllllle

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

"Man in the Mirror," huh?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

bold prediction time

johnson by tko 10, injury!

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

Michael Jackson? Ok Johnson your officially done.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He wants to make a – CHANGE.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

But, he has no HOPE

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Klit si no Bruce Seldon, oh hell no.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

lol michael jackson t shirt on too

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Is the T-Shirt necessary?

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Well I don’t know if you heard, but Michael Jackson passed away this year. Apparently some sort of election was held last November, too. Beats the hell out of me!

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He should have walked out to "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Foreigner rocks.

I like Head Games a lot.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Bentar’s “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” seems more appropriate.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

not a bad reaction for him

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

On the other hand, Johnson actually got some cheers

Probably BECAUSE he walked out to Michael Jackson

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Might be just me. But for some reason I like the way them German rings be looking with the white ropes

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

It’s Switzerland tonight, but yeah me too. I like everything about the way they do these arenas and the rings, basically.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

george forman sighting

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Hard to miss

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GOT ME RINGIN HELL'S BELLS

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

haha really cheesy video there

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

German telecast

Big George Foreman, Lennox Lewis, Evander Holyfield and Wladimir Klitchko all give video intros. Not sure if they showed that on Sky

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Foreman, Holyfield, Lennox, Tyson, Wlad all in the Vitali intro video.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Giant bell hanging down that says VITALI on it as he comes out to “Hells Bells.” Awesome.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Not a good sign for Johnson when Vitali’s entrance is better than yours.

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

I got no problems with anthems when they play them short like they just did

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, I just scored a live stream, Later mates.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

Nevr heard of those judges.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Cavalleri does a lot of stuff

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I know Cavalleri

The other two don’t ring a bell.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This is it.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kenny Bayless is the best ref today

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

What I say you must obey…..

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it’s not the prevailing wisdom, but I’d like to see KJ get inside and stay there. Literally hang around in the wheelhouse and see if he can rip Vitali’s guts out with hooks and uppercuts downstairs. Too many guys either get hung out on the end of this giant robot’s range or go head hunting. I’m curious how well Vitali’s midsection would hold up under a sustained assault.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

I’d be interested in theory, but Johnson actually has a longer reach than Klitshchko and a good jab, so it might not be the best strategy for him specifically

by schraubd on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

still beyond me why promoters pay so much for buffer to say that played out line.

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson looks dry

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Was too busy talking on his cell phone

There’s sweat on his body. Must have wiped his face though.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ref's instructions

About to go

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

cold stare from KJ

Colder stare from VK

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Oh WTF

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

stare down good by Klit!

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

Now!

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

wtf is this

it’s like a slap fight

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

johnson needs to jab for crying out loud

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

DAmn right he is.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

“kleeetcko” " Kleetcko"

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R1

Vitali stalking with his left hand low and his right hand cocked. Johnson on the outside flicking a jab. Vitali backs Johnson into the ropes, then doesn’t do much. Klitschko looks like he’s genuinely intimidating Johnson here in the early going. Johnson leaning back on the ropes. Johnson looks like he’s breathing really heavy, like how you breathe after you get startled. Klitschko sticks him on the ropes, makes him lean back, and paws at him. Toys with him almost.

Johnson jabbing toward the body now, but again he’s backed up. Klitschko throws a right hand, but there’s not much bad intent on it. There’s a right hand that had some zing on it. Johnson looks he doesn’t know what to do this round, or maybe it’s tactics. Not exactly an exciting round, but Johnson looks scared out there.

Klitschko 10-9

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

I suppose it's a Klit round

based on his one punch landed to Johnson’s zero

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

Vitale 10-9

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 ME BAY-BEE

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh god those eyebrows

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be nice to see a punch…

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

dreadful round.

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Klit

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson’s a slow starter. But come on now

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

You know, there was always the chance of this happening… two very defensive guys.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

The way Vitali moves around the ring these days

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was “Dr Ironshits”

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

well that got a laugh

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yawn, paw paw paw. Yawn.

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by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

vitali is just bitch slapping him over and over

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson looks way in over his head. More than Arreola

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson can’t or won’t throw the counter right… it’s there for him, but he is clearly afraid to do it.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Coming over and down on his head and mixes in some nice hooks.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

3 clear and deliberate rabbit punches and kenny didn’t say anything

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson was ducking low enough to fish for a foul, too.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

10-9-klit

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson looks like he really wants to get punched in the back of the head, the way he keeps bending over like that. If Vitali nails him there, it really won’t be his fault.

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by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R2

Klitschko is going right at him to start this round, taking the dominant position and slapping away at Johnson. Vitali walks him down again. Johnson is flicking a jab out now and again and clearly has no intention of actually scoring with it or setting anything up. Klitschko is mentally having his way with Johnson in there, and physically, too, even though nothing Vitali is doing physically is very impressive. Johnson complains of getting hit in the back of the head (and he was), but Vitali just punches him while he stands there gesturing. Then Johnson postures. Vitali is loosening up and this is getting bad for Kevin Johnson in a hurry. Johnson looks scared, and I’ll end every round saying that until it stops being the case.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 20-18

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson’s face should start to look reddish pretty soon

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson might want to throw an actual punch once in a while if he wants to win

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Arreola at least tried to fight Vitali. Johnson is terrible so far

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Johnson

….i kid, i kid.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

20-18

This is sad.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Pin looks like a pin cushion

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson looks like he is trying to score points by forcing

Vitali to rabbit punch him by constantly bending his head down at crucial moments. First rule: protect yourself at all times.

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by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

I’ll end every round saying that until it stops being the case.

Yeah. I mean, his right hand is timid… literally glued to his heart. Is he trying to stop it from jumping out of his chest???!!!

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

Taunting Klit is not a good idea.

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson acting like fat Ola Afolabi

or thin James Toney

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

:) nice

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

this is just garbage.

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R3

Johnson looks like he has no interest in fighting. He’s just in there. Johnson being backed into the ropes again. Vitali is just slapping him around when he gets him there. Johnson finally shoots a counter right, and even almost lands it solidly. Johnson does lots of nodding and “yeah bring it on” gesturing, but he’s getting dominated. Johnson does seem to be annoying Klitschko a slight bit, as Vitali has punched in odd balance situations a couple times this round. This fight isn’t a whole lot better than Ustinov-Barrett.

Well, OK, yes it is.

Johnson looks scared, but less so.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 30-27

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Vitali looks almost as slow and immobile as he did for the Gomez fight.....

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson ain’t no Chris Arreola. And that’s beyond sad

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

So what channel was that snooker on?

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

30-27

Jesus.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

The Pin may be playing possum, but I doubt it. He can be expolsive, but Klit is showing good defensive moves.

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by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

Awful exchanges… Johnson’s plan seems to be to let Klitschko setup, hide behind his gloves, then drift to the right, then throw a purposeless, uneducated jab. Rinse. Repeat.

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

Is Vitali's eye puffy..?

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

It’s marking up a bit.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

“Yes Vitali. Kick my ass” What is Johnson saying to him?

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Not in the face! Not in the face!

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R4

Johnson on the ropes again, bobbing up and down. Now he’s literally trying to slap Klitschko’s hands away from him. Johnson at least punches his way off. I mean, none of them land, but he did throw his hands.

Right hand by Vitali as Johnson again exaggeratedly lets Klitschko know how fast and good he is after previously ducking a slow left hook. Vitali chopping with that right hand now. Johnson with two jabs that are both short and he sticks his chin up like he did something. Klitschko’s left eye is marking up a bit, though.

Johnson is talking out loud to Klitschko now, and then the round ends.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 40-36

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson's corner looks pissed at him

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

Giant underdog or not, he’s got a chance to come over here and turn the boxing world on its head, and he’s doing nothing with it.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be pissed at him too

Just it indicates to me that it’s Johnson’s fault, not his corner’s, that he’s doing squat.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

Frankly I don’t think there’s a corner team in the world that would look at these first four rounds and go, “Good job!”

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

just what this fight needs. showboating by both guys.

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

40-36 Vitali

FOTY?

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

FOTC

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

FOTM

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

On the bright side, it's better than Ustinov-Barrett

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn’t seem like an incredibly dirty fight. Frankly, I wish it would get dirtier. That’d at least be “something.”

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by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Have fun with that!!

Let us know how it goes!! For the record, I’m just gonna carry on watching the fight…. ;)

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a stream up

And my wife asked if she could have the computer. I said, “ok.”

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 5:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Vitali DOES have a cut near his left eye.

Open scoring is in effect. 40-36 on all three cards, shockingly

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R5

“Maybe Johnson will start going for it a little bit more,” remarks Watt. Yes, that’s the idea with open scoring, but it never happens.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

oops

Nothing lost anyway

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I just lost the stream

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---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

It’s a blessing

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Vitali having a seizure?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Things are bad when I’m paying more attention to the way Bayless operates than the actual fight

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Yup…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

50-45

This kinda sucks.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

kinda?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If it sucked full on it'd be interesting

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R5

First half of the round is more Klitschko domination as he just pushes Johnson around. Not actually pushing him, but that’s because Johnson won’t get close enough to be pushed. Johnson still isn’t out of the starting blocks. Vitali really is slow, and I think even Sam Peter might have had a speed advantage on him, but none of the four guys he’s fought since his comeback have done shit all to capitalize on his lack of speed.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 50-45

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

lmfao

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

my stream is unfortunately, working perfectly for once.

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah… I feel bad for HBO given that they are going to end the year with this…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Under Swiss law...

the streams can legally euthanised

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and for all of you that are watching it now

Aren’t you glad you’re not trying to sit through this at midnight?

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

It’s weird watching Johnson. There’s a real start-stop thing that he does that is ALL about his lack of seasoning. He truly cannot decide what to do with this behemoth and it shows. This is where someone has to step in and TELL him what to do.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson really has nothing on his punches. Nothing at all.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

He never really has

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R6

I’m honestly sick of watching this fight. The Ustinov-Barrett debacle didn’t help my tolerance for shitty heavyweight boxing, but standing alone this thing stinks. We’re not going to get a finish because Johnson is so reluctant to engage he’s not getting hit with anything too clean, so we’ve got another half of this dreadful junk to go.

Johnson throws the right counter again. This time it lands clean. And then he goes and stands by the ropes. Johnson is tiring.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 60-54

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Sad part about it is that Swiss fans prolly love it… given how they were so into the Valuev/Holifield fight a while ago..

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

so, Johnson's big talkin'

Really paying off for him. He sure is backing up his mouth. I can just feel that knockout coming!!!

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Which makes his approach even more insane

He needed a decision, given his lack of power, but simply won’t let his hands go. Awful.

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 5:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Johnson shouldn’t be allowed back into the US after this embarrassing performance

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

nice little left hook by johnson in that round

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

I would post my score but really

why bother?

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by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

I thought the Brock fight was pretty alright…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm watching this with Gale Van Hoy....

he has it 57-57….

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

They have open scoring?

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Er.....

If I were sitting next to Van Hoy…. I’d be able to see his card… I’m not though, just thought it would be funny to say I was….

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

But if I were, I think we'd be meeting Paulie Malignaggi for a beer later.... ;)

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just asking in general… I know that WBC has that stupid rule for overseas fights…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

answer is yes

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Johnson kissing his glove because it feels lonely and under-appreciated?

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Oh lord no

Haye barely beat Big Nick. And Big Nick can’t punch.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Haye was afraid to get in there with Valuev. What do you think he does with Klitschko? Storms him all guns blazin’ like John Wayne at the end of True Grit?

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hes not beating vitali.

hes got a better shot at beating wlad by landing something big on his china chin

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought that might get a reaction!

Seriously, I think the NV fight showed that he can pot-shot a bigger, less mobile man for 12 rounds. Vitali might make him work a bit harder, but I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to see Haye winning on points.

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Vitali is about 40 times better than Valuev, so I hesitate to compare the two.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He used to be

But he looks pretty shit tonight – maybe he’s getting old?

by FCF on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The King Pin is stinking out the house

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah this is more like the Gomez fight, than the Peter debacle.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R7

Here they go with this “positive/negative” shit again. Johnson does a smidge better this round, but I’m still not giving it to him.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 70-63

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh

This is one of the worst fights I’ve ever seen.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

I just stopped watching.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not even the worst fight of this card.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched the first two rounds

Then I thought about it, and I stopped. I rarely start watching a fight and stop…but I mean, c’mon. I’m confident that I made the right choice. I checked in to make sure that I hadn’t missed anything…but no. Guess I’ll just watch Monk on hulu and write a paper.

by tichbou on Dec 12, 2009 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

Smart man.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually a Cheick Kongo and BJ Penn nuthugger

so I’ll be watching the UFC card, although I’m sort of excited about the Pawlie rematch.

by tichbou on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

KONGO KRUSHERRRRR

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Because he literally crushes your testicles.

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by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish Vitali would do more… but then again, why should he?

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

He sells out big arenas and makes a ton of money. He’s doing alright.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think a lot of us (myself included) constantly delude ourselves into thinking one of the Klitschko fights will be good, too. So we always watch. Like fools.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes. But the Germans will love him anyway. He could sell out Max Schmeling Hall masturbating.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to the library and just came back…looks like nothing has changed.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

I once banged a chick at the library… but that is another story for another day… but yeah… I might as well say it because there is nothing really remarkable about this fight.

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Lost the stream again.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

im calling it quits. this mystery diagnosis episode is much much more interesting than this fight

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by sonofapsycho on Dec 12, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

Boy they are REALLY stretching the imagination looking for these highlights.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R8

Vitali really imposing his will this round and making Johnson look like a totally unqualified challenger. Easy round for Vitali, maybe his most dominant since the first couple.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 80-72

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

Probably because Johnson IS a totally unqualified challenger

I have no idea what Ring was thinking ranking him #10. He’s a lot closer to Boxrec’s #25. Sure, he’s beaten everyone he’s faced, but he hasn’t faced anyone.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what the Ring is thinking with more than a few rankings.

Bad Left Hook
"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SC you might as well just spoil the result on the front page

Avert your readers from this dull as hell “fight”.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

I’m honestly considering it.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

KO GUARANTEED!

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

he wants to go the distance… you know… like Rocky…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not?

Just tell everyone don’t bother staying in to see the fight…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so sick of Johnson bending over and kissing his own nipple every time Vitali gets close enough to do some damage. Stop using the back of your own head (and the risk of a rabbit punch) as a shield!

Imagine if Johnson tried this with someone without compunction about rabbit punching, someone like, say, Sam Peters…

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

“what will Haye be thinking of klitschko’s performance?”

Who cares?

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you mean

£££££££££££££££££££££££££

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Larry Merchant's going to

fall asleep commentating this fight.

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

He was asleep before he fell asleep

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a Boxing After Dark

So it’ll probably be Bob, Max and Lennox tonight.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Guaranteed if Lennox is there, they will wind up talking about how great Lennox was and how much better he is than the guys today.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re not wrong!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the commentary jerk off of Lewis during lame heavyweight fights is really old.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he could fall asleep for any fight.

If he doesn’t get his nap time straight.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll have a red bull vodka instead of his usual scotch

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fuck that… Jagerbombs…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R9

I bet Kevin Johnson complains of rabbit punches after the fight.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 90-81

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

I bet Johnson never is allowed to be on TV again…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN2 will need a main event some week and go “WHAT ABOUT HEAVYWEIGHTS?”

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't watch that fight but I still scored it for Klitschko

I should really stop scoring!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

fight=round

silly me

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by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Missed most of the conversation, but Johnson ended his corner session defiantly claiming, “I’m not stupid!”

Weird moment.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

He'll be happy to not get KOed

Which is at least a small accomplishment against Vitali.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’d make him Guy #2 to lose to Vitali without getting stopped or quitting.

Bad Left Hook
"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be more impressed if he got knocked out actually trying to win

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

me too

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

“This hasn’t been dull”

Silly commentary man

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The only compelling thing about this fight at this point is that IronFace likes his KO%, and may try to engineer something to keep it in the stratosphere.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Life is too short to watch the rest of this fight. See you guys later on.

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Dec 12, 2009 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

"This hasn’t been dull"

Silly commentary man

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R10

Another awful round in an awful fight. And again it goes to Klitschko.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 100-90

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

Better load that horseshoe into KJ’s glove right about now

I guess it’s a point of “interest” that he’s about to go the distance, which only one guy has in defeat. But mainly, it’s a shame Johnson-Solis never happened. Too many undefeated records in the world.

by El Destruyo on Dec 12, 2009 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson and his trainer are flat-out arguing. They’re screaming at Johnson, and he’s turning his back to it.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Watt tries to excuse it, but let's be honest

Johnson hasn’t even fucking tried.

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"If bulls**t was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be Shakespeare." -- Dennis Rappaport

by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Which kind of explains the current fascination...

With Arreola, who while limited, has passion, and tries. Too bad he can’t PUT DOWN THE BURRITO

by The Boxer Rebellion on Dec 12, 2009 5:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well is Klit not fighting well here? Or is Johnson running?

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson refuses to engage. There’s nothing to learn about Klitschko’s performance because Johnson isn’t even putting up enough of a fight to qualify this as a sparring session.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Klit is fighting well

Johnson sucks and it’s boring but Klit is still effective.

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a glorified sparring session…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

How does KJ’s face look?

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

Fine. He hasn’t been even close to hurt one time. Vitali hasn’t landed much too clean. Vitali had a small cut earlier.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok

not really damaged much

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I lost the reply race

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by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m surprised.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Klit is doing the usual jab, jab, jab, throws a lazy right once in a while, and johnson will not slug it out with him. They are both at fault. Also, the upper rope is very loose…Johnson lays back and Klit can’t get to his head.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

If only George Foreman was commentating

He’d be talking about Ali right now!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds terrible. Is it really that bad? I have an article ready to go and this fight is kind of a part of it.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

Typical Klitschko domination. Arreola did better than Johnson has. It’s duller than dishwater.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's perhaps being overstated how bad this is

it’s better than a lot of bad fights but is far from good.

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It just sucks that this will be the last fight that HBO puts out….

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

for the year…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty rotten

KJ’s there to spoil, not to win. He’s barely throwing punches. Klitschko hasn’t landed anything clean all night, but Johnson hasn’t even landed anything not clean.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R11

Klitschko pressing a little bit late in another winning round. Johnson paws his jab again, which he’s done off and on during the entire fight. Johnson stuck in the corner, Klitschko coming at him with right hands. Johnson talks big after the bell as if he’s done ANYTHING the entire fight.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 110-99

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

He tals thetalk but obviously does not walk the walk. Wants the money.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ted, just use the one about Wlad-Ibragimov. Same thing.

by FrankinDallas on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

Got it! Thanks FD

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

*snores softly.......

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

WTF was that?

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

I laughed out loud.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that was the idea

I hope anyway!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i SHE DOING THE ALI SHUFFLE?

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Now they're just taunting each other and not really boxing

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

“Klitschko showing the chin”

Well he’s showed fuck all else…

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by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

good point

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Klitschko-Johnson R12

Oh man — Johnson keeps taunting, and Klitschko has had enough. He straight up shows Johnson up and makes him look like an ass. Johnson tapping his own chin. Vitali clearly has no respect for this guy, and Johnson hasn’t earned any either. Talked a ton before the fight, hasn’t done anything.

Klitschko looks like he’d just LOVE the knockout. Good right hand from Vitali may have hurt Johnson a little bit with about 50 seconds to go. Klitschko is going at it and Kenny Bayless is wandering ever closer.

Klitschko is REALLY loading up his shots. 30 seconds to go. Johnson does manage to survive the entire 12 rounds.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 120-108

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Instead of a full story on this fight, just do a fanshot:

Johnson loses by decision. Congratulations, now go away. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

120 to -44 Klitschko

I say Consciousness TKO Fans in R3.

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Wlad went to go congratulate Johnson, and Johnson almost decked him

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

You mean "Johnson almost *tried to* deck him", surely?

I don’t think Wlad is in any danger whatsoever from a Johnson right hand….

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by Chaos100 on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He didn't really try

He loaded up, then thought better of it

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnson almost hit Vlad. It’s a shame he didn’t that would have been great!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

It would have been the first clean shot he's landed all night

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by Brickhaus on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

3000 Vitali

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

KJ gets no points

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I've decided to put up a results post after the scores are announced

Mostly as I don’t want to wait to write about this fight later. It won’t spoil anything unless someone clicks through.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson actually has the nerve to talk. Amazing. Now he wants

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Johnson actually has the nerve to talk. Amazing. Now he wants

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

they love Vitali

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

as a person and occasionally as a boxer. This is not one of those occasions!

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

They are Swiss… they don’t know any better..

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They're fans of Pacifism, so they're huge KJ fans

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure there is a healthy German contingent there

It’s like going to Jersey for those guys

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate guidos..

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnson is a classless turd

If I could have possibly been a fan, I won’t be now.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

What did he do after the final bell?

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wladimir went over to shake his hand and he looked like he wanted to take a run at him.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I never had any for him

by Violent Demise on Dec 12, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OFFICIAL DECISION

120-108
120-108
119-109

VITALI KLITSCHKO by unanimous decision
Still WBC Heavyweight Titlist

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

Third judge should be fired.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

New controversy

How did any judge give KJ a round?

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's Kevin Johnson?

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

He also likes the jailbait…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

119-109

Worst scorecard of the year

by phillyhoosfan on Dec 12, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder which round that guy found for Johnson? Christmas present, perhaps.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe his shoe caught fire

during the round and he became momentarily distracted. Maybe?

"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on Dec 12, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

A virtual shutout but no beatdown. Not bad.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

I agree with the 119 card because, surprisingly, I thought KJ looked good in the 4th round. But yeah, that was awful. I wouldn’t report it here at all. You should only report fights.

by El Destruyo on Dec 12, 2009 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

I reported Anthony Small-Thomas McDonagh, which was three times worse than this.

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by SC on Dec 12, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Small-Donagh was at least an interesting antithesis, though.

by El Destruyo on Dec 12, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Guido Cavalleri 119-109

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

Hehehe… I hate Guidos…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Jersey Shore

is literally 1000x more entertaining than this fight.

by tichbou on Dec 12, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not 15 anymore… I don’t see MTV…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this was probably a doomed card from the start, just like Gomez-Vitali was doomed to be uglier than a three-legged hooker. To defensive guys, one who can’t punch and one who can’t move… How could this not be an instant classic?

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

Woah… that is saying something… be careful of what you say…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Dec 12, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure Tark is bloviating about this fight somewhere right now… “Now Klitschko has fought every kind of fighter… He had polish sausage lips against Lewis, though… and Chambers will beat Vitali.”

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

It sounds stinky to me, but I'm doin' the replay on HBO...

Word has it Johnson stunk worse than B.O. from Kenya…. Word also has it that Vitali Klit looked sloppy….. But Its hard to look good when pitted against a survivor….

MR.BILL

Bill Petersen
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Raleigh, N.C.

by MRBILL40 on Dec 12, 2009 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Every time Vitali threw the overhand right, Kingpin sniffed his own armpit.

JK

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks. That was really enjoyable. The posts, I mean. Not the fight.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

See, Sares

Forget the flushed turds of yesteryear. Let’s get Kenny Weldon, JC40 and Fight Afficianado in here and call it a day.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Seen Better Fights In Car parks

So much for the “King Pin” .The bloke seemed to show more aggro to his corner than to Klitschko. The old " fight off the back foot and counter style" was never going to work against a bloke 3 and a half inches taller with an educated left jab . Give me a fat killer like Arreola over Johnson any day . My stream carked it after the third round thank christ . It was pretty obvious what was going to happen . If Haye had a chin he could beat Vitali now . He looks as stiff as a board . Still if Haye fought a harmless Giant like Valuev as though he was holding a machete in each hand he isnt going to attack Vitali . Take it easy blokes ,lets hope Peterson and Bradley put on a decent show .

by JC40 on Dec 12, 2009 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Cheers JC40

You old ratcatcher, you.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, this was the guyTark was touting as the next BIG THING, Ugh!

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He was having fevered visions of a different Johnson, the one he mistakenly thinks went for a scuba dive in Cuba.

Actually, Johnson has earned a place on the mantle with some of the worst HW title challengers in history with this performance. A pole smoker extraordinaire.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Dec 12, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Klit is STILL great on ATG list.

Stinker tonight or not, Klit won overall over 12 rds against a survivor named Kevin Johnson……… A win is a win………… Its hard to look good / great if your opponent merely wants to go 12 rds without getting hurt……… Give Klit his credit…………… Cheers……

MR.BILL

Bill Petersen
MR.BILL
Raleigh, N.C.

by MRBILL40 on Dec 12, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Klit ii my man

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

er, KLlit is my man.

"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006

by The Midnight Rambler on Dec 12, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed Mister Bill

Fair points Mister Bill , I watched a few snoozers involving Ali and Holmes back in the day . Even Tyson v Bonecrusher was sleep inducing .Let alone beauties like Tubbs – Witherspoon ;-) Props to Vitali , he did what he had to do. No props to The Safety Pin .

by JC40 on Dec 14, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

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