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Russell Brand writes of his experience at Hatton-Pacquiao

Russell Brand (right) and an excuse to post a photo of Kristen Bell.

British comedian Russell Brand (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and sadly, Bedtime Stories) recounted his experience of attending Hatton-Pacquiao:

When contemplating attending a boxing match, I did not consider the shame and fear in the eyes of the defeated. Had I done so I would not have gone.

Of course I know that I dislike violence but I imagined that I’d be more of the mind that boxing provides opportunity and discipline for young men that would otherwise be forced into careers as rat-catchers and rent boys. But as I watched an undercard bout at the MGM Grand before Ricky Hatton and Manny Pacquiao took to the ring I saw in the eyes of the lad on the ropes an identifiable dread.

The emotion that I’d feel if I found myself in a glittery, over-lit cavern, swirling moths lost in the abyss, greased and sweating whilst highly calibrated blows lanced my consciousness? Dread. A dread that would be exacerbated further if, through the headache being pummelled in from without, I glanced down to see I was wearing awful satin trunks.

It's pretty fun stuff, and mildly poignant, if that's your thing.

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that the excuse to post a picture of Kristen Bell is worth the torture of viewing a half-naked picture of Russell Brand. Can’t say I find Brand sympathetic or amusing or funny though. Just not my brand of anything. I’d like to see him and Dane Cook in a Celebrity Deathmatch, and hopefully the winner would be so maimed that he’s never able to open his mouth again.

OT: Evidently, they’re coming out with a semi-sequel to Forgetting Sarah Marshall where Brand will be playing the same character and Jonah Hill plays the intern (not the same character as in Sarah Marshall though) whose task it is to get him to a concert in one piece.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on May 11, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

to be totally fair

90% of the photos on this site are half-naked dudes.

by Scott Christ on May 11, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

I guess I should get more offended by seeing Cris Arreola in boxing trunks.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on May 11, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy looks like a girl though. Sounds like a girl, face like a girl.

I just saw this movie the other night. Pretty funny, more funny than I thought it’d be.

by lcollins1 on May 11, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. If we can watch Chad Dawson go twelve rounds with an ad for “Condom Depot” pasted to the seat of his trunks, looking at this dude is no problem at all.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on May 11, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed that.

Why does have to be on the seat? Why not on the crotch? How about:

‘cup courtesy of condom depot, when you need protection we’ve got you covered’.

by lcollins1 on May 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy now?

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on May 12, 2009 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brand should keep his thoughts on paper, because whenever I see or hear him I think: This guy doesn’t deserve fame or adulation in any form.

by dervish686 on May 11, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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