And regarding those commentators....
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Plaintiffs Bad Left Hook and boxing fans around the world hereby apply for a temporary restraining order restraining B.J. Flores, Robert Flores, and pretty much anyone else named Flores, defendants, and their respective agents and employees from setting foot within 500 feet of any boxing ring, announcer's microphone, or other instrument for trying to bring the joy and excitement of boxing to the world and an order requiring defendant to show cause why a preliminary injunction should not issue to restrain defendants and their agents and employees from going anywhere near a boxing ring or microphone while this action is pending. This application is based on the grounds that Robert Flores knows jack squat about boxing and conveys excitement as if he's calling an intramural badminton match, that B.J. Flores completely stinks up the ring every time he tries to box, and that they both have about as much personality as a rotten tomato. These asshats do not deserve to be able to make a living perpetrating the crimes on our eyes and ears that they they have been committing for far too long. Since, on or about the beginning of time, Messrs. Flores have done an extreme disservice to the sport of boxing by going anywhere near it, and plaintiffs respectfully request that these incompetent blowhards not be allowed to sully our sport any longer. Irreparable injury would result to plaintiffs before the matter can be heard on notice, as shown by the declaration of Badlefthook.com attached to this application.
This application is based on the declarations of Brickhaus and SC, and the memorandum of points and authorities filed concurrently.
Dated June 20, 2009.
_/s/ Brickhaus _
[Signature of attorney for Plaintiffs]
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That is one heck of a run-on sentence!
I laughed so hard. Brilliant post.
Robert Flores is the definition of awful.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is good, solid precedent, councillor. If this catches on, hopefully we get an injunction against Lennox Lewis someday.
"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb
by jrok on Jun 20, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d move for a different remedy: having BJ and Robert switch careers. BJ isn’t a bad commentator (though a bore to watch), and while Robert is an awful anchor, I think I would gain great pleasure watching him in the ring ….
by schraubd on Jun 20, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Against Manny Pacquiao
And no one else.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as an attorney
I’d sign this pleading any day. Those guys are AWFUL.
You should probably combine this with an application for a writ of garnishment (these guys should not get paid for that performance.
by The Boxer Rebellion on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Flores made Lennox look like a GOD
Best statement by Blowjob Flores: this was an exciting round by Klitchsko!
"Penelosa is not human." -Max Kellerman on Gerry Penelosa during the Juan Manuel Lopes-Gerry Penelosa bout.
by Sickle on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like I didn’t miss much. So it was another jab fest and some horrible commentating huh?
by Full Throttle on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought B.J. was solid. I like to hear as little unnecessary chatter as possible from the booth, and he didn’t talk much. He gave his score, and occasionally offered up some occasional analysis. That’s all I need.
I’m not a fan of listening to the HBO guys chattering away non-stop for the entire 3 minutes of every round.
by A.F. on Jun 21, 2009 5:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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