Guys I want to see get knocked the f*ck out (post yours in the comments)
- Billy Dib
- Felix Sturm
- Nicolai Valuev
- BJ Flores
- Floyd Mayweather Jr.
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My list
1. Wladimir Klitschko
2. Nicolai Valuev
3. BJ Flores
4. Tim Sylvia (oh wait, that already happened)
5. Larry Merchant
1. David Haye (by both brothers)
2. PBF
3. Chris John
4. Kelly Pavlik
5. Bute (again)
Gimme 1 round!
Ah jeez, dude, what’d Bute do? He was a pro and he’s like, “Let’s rematch!”
by Scott Christ on Jul 13, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh boy
1.) Oscar De La Hoya (if he unretires…which I bet will happen)
2.) BJ Flores
3.) Floyd Mayweather Jr.
4.) Nikolai Valuev
5.) Robert Flores (see Klitschko/Chagaev on ESPN Classic)
"And Joe for Matt Hughes, dislike may not be a strong enough adjective!" - Mike Goldberg
1. Miguel Cotto
2. Floyd Mayweather Jr
3. David Haye
4. JMM (go pacquiao)
5. Joe Calzaghe (if he unretires)
6. If slappy #5 doesn’t unretire Yuriorkis Gamboa
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Jul 13, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
1. Ben Afflec
2. Larry David
3. Jared Leto (had to IMDB his punk ass)
4. AC Slatter – Mario Lopez
5. Paul Williams
"Penelosa is not human." -Max Kellerman on Gerry Penelosa during the Juan Manuel Lopes-Gerry Penelosa bout.
larry david owns your soul :|
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Jul 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in any particular order (and why stop at 5?)
1. Nikolai Valuev (I’d like to see Haye/Valuev, but Nikolai is too bloody scared to fight anyone. Can’t blame him, a 96 year old Holyfield beat him.)
2. Pretty Boy Floyd (preferably by Pacquiao)
3. Carl Froch (I don’t like people making a career out of bad-mouthing another fighter even if I don’t particularly like Calzaghe.
4. Junior Witter (as above, except I do like Ricky Hatton.)
5. Felix Sturm (I had substantial money on Khoren Gevor, as I told SC beforehand. This German cheating on scorecards is ridiculous. Sturm is his own generation’s Sven Ottke. I’d sub ‘KTFO’ for ‘SITF’ just for Sturm. That’s Shot In The Face for those who didn’t know)
6. John Ruiz (for a quiet man, he makes far too much noise. I vote for a Tua rematch.)
7. Winky Wright (I can’t stand him. I’m not going to go into it too far, so I’ll just blame the really gay beard.)
8. Wladimir Klitschko (Only if his opponent deserves it. Wlad is the best of a bad bunch, and I’d like to see him dethroned, but more in a Tyson/Berbick way than a Rahman/Lewis way.)
9. Vitali Klitschko (you’re old now man. David Haye will swarm all over you if you look anything like as old, stiff and immobile as last time out against the non-punching Gomez. Also, raising your hand and acting the victor when Lewis bust his face open = instant hate from me.)
10. Zab Judah (just cos the Tszyu KO was soooo good, I’d love to see a repeat.)
Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)
Balls. I forgot James Degale.
11. James Degale. (Because he’s an arrogant, mouthy, non-punching Audley Harrison wannabe, with too much to say and no pop in his punches. What a contrast we have when comparing to Billy-Joe Saunders, who doesn’t say a word but is lethal in the ring.)
Honorable mentions-
Sam Sexton. I hope Rogan does him in. The refereeing was a shocker in the first match, and I really want Rogan to put it right.
Amir Khan- Beating the bones of Barrera with a disputed decision (ie- either stop it due to the cut straight away, or Barrera is ok to carry on. You can’t have it that Barrera was ok at the end of the second, ok at the end of the fourth, but in danger a few seconds into the fifth.) does NOT make you world class. His arrogance is unreal. Shut up until you’ve fought someone good, you fucking idiot.
Joe Calzaghe (if he comes back). Using the “Fight a grandad” approach at the end of your career, and then showboating against a very old Roy Jones, is not the way to endear yourself to me. Classless, smug and lightfisted. Not the ATG he is constantly being propagandized as.
Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)
3. Carl Froch (I don’t like people making a career out of bad-mouthing another fighter even if I don’t particularly like Calzaghe.
I always felt the same, and what pisses me off now is that he should be making his own career. Pascal and Taylor were both really memorable fights, but after both of them he just started yakking about Joe Calzaghe again. Give it a rest, Carl.
by Scott Christ on Jul 16, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
All of that, insightful and perceptive, and some attempted humour, and you pick out the Carl Froch comment to quote?
:)
Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)
My friend read this thread, and wanted his say... :) I've C'n'P'd text from an email he just sent me....
1. John Murray
One of the dirtiest fighters going, would be lost without his head-butts and fore-arm pushes to the throat. Furthermore lacks any real power and has an over-inflated record gained through bum-fighting. Would love to see Khan knock him the fuck out.
2. ‘Nard
Similar reasons to Murray. Boxers who seek to prevail with dirty tricks like holding and head-butting over their opponents’ superior skills are NOT good for the sport. Talks too much horse-shit too.
3. Enzo Maccarinelli (even though it’s happened multiple times, it’s still hilarious every time)
Grade-A plank, running round chatting “when he feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels my power…”
The guy never had any power. For power at 200, see David Haye. Not even in the same class. Here endeth the lesson.
4. Winky Wright
Loves himself too much, going round demanding ridiculous purses, when no fucker wants to watch him ‘cause he’s boring, has no power, and just wants to run away for 36 mins.
5. Wladimir Klitschko
Boring c***. Would be absolutely useless were it not for the sole fact that he’s about a foot taller than anyone else who’s any good.
If I can also force someone to come-out of retirement to get KTFO then add:
6. Sven Ottke
Singularly embodies everything that’s bad about rigged boxing matches in Germany. Single biggest joke of a world champion there’s ever been.
Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)
Some fair choices, but I had to have him on 'Nard.... WTF?
Strangely enough, I’m also a John Murray fan…. :)
Boxing is the beginning of all sports. I'm willing to bet that the first sport was a man against another man in a fight. (Omar Epps)
4. Winky Wright
Loves himself too much, going round demanding ridiculous purses, when no fucker wants to watch him ‘cause he’s boring, has no power, and just wants to run away for 36 mins.
When has Winky ever run? He just blocks everything.
by Scott Christ on Jul 20, 2009 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions
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