Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for HW Title (from The Onion)
This made me laugh so hard I just had to post it. Their parody of hyperbolic boxing promotions is spot-on wicked.
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Scott, feel free to move this over to the fan posts if you don’t think it’s worthy of the front page.
Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"
by Matt Miller on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done… but it is Chewbacca that should get the title shot vs Valuev.
"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."
by Zocalo on Aug 5, 2009 2:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not fair
If Wlad Klitschko isn’t forced to fight a family member, neither should Valuev.
"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb
by jrok on Aug 5, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs














