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Bad Left Hook Live Boxing Results and Commentary: Vitali Klitschko v. Chris Arreola

(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

HBO will begin broadcasting boxing at 10pm ET, but I believe that the replay of Mayweather-Marquez will go on first, followed by the live airing of Klitschko-Arreola from Los Angeles. I'm not totally sure about that, but generally, that's been the order: Replay first, live fight second. Tune in at 10pm ET anyway to make sure, and then when you see that Floyd and Marquez are going first, either bask in the glory of Mayweather's skills, or find something else to do for about 45 minutes.

VITALI KLITSCHKO
Ring Magazine No. 1 Contender
WBC Titleholder
  CHRIS ARREOLA
Ring Magazine No. 6 Contender
 
37-2 Record 27-0
36 KO 24
Los Angeles, CA (Belovodskoye, Kyrgyzstan) Hometown Riverside, CA
38 Age 28
6'7 1/2" Height 6'4"
80" Reach 77"
Juan Carlos Gomez (TKO-9)
Samuel Peter (RTD-8)
Danny Williams (TKO-8)
Notable Wins Jameel McCline (KO-4)
Travis Walker (TKO-3)
Chazz Witherspoon (DQ-3)
Lennox Lewis (TKO-6)
Chris Byrd (RTD-9)
Notable Losses

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espn had the klitschKO brothers in the studio last night to introduce the top 10 plays of the week, and they did some lame ass “I’m Wlad and i’m the heavyweight champion, NO I’m Vitali and I’M the heavyweight champion”. it was great

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo u fucked up ur post SC. Arreola never lost. I repeat Arreola never lost.

by killah27 on Sep 26, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually pretty sure he had lost to Manny Pacquiao and Chris John…

Thanks for catching it. I did this late last night and put it in queue, plus I just go from the template I have saved, so before this table was this table, it was the Mayweather-Marquez table.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

QUIT COVERING FOR YOURSELF HATER!

Seriously, though, I think Vitali has a couple more notable wins than the ones you have listed. Or do you always limit yourself to three?

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five for mega fights, three for most other fights, and really most of Vitali’s better wins are so far in the past it doesn’t really matter, so I go with the two that Vitali 2.0 has had, plus his final fight before retirement.

And really, if you look at his record, there aren’t MUCH better names. Kirk Johnson, Corrie Sanders, etc. It was as lame a heavyweight division then as it is now.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corrie Sanders

was a huge win. HUGE. Sanders was a very destructive puncher.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And also

You know, it was how he won the title, and became “Champion Emeritus” in the first place. No big deal, just saying.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanders’ record was suspect. Good puncher, yes, but Wlad was by far his biggest win. He was a decent fighter with a really good punch.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could credibly call Sanders one of the top 20 “punchers” in Heavyweight history. When he uncorked, it was pretty horrendous.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was a nasty puncher, I’m not arguing that.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jrok

WORD – Sanders had one of the nastiest lefts in boxing history

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was there ever any talk of putting Vitali in the ring with Tyson? Before Tyson lost to Williams, that is.

by taco pal on Sep 26, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was certainly talk of putting Sanders in there with Tyson

Lots of talk.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much

Corrie Sanders and Lamon Brewster would never have been anything without having upset Klitschko.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well... Sanders had a lot of trouble making fights

Just like all southpaws used to, before it became Southpaw-Palooza. Corrie was always seen as very dangerous.

But he was a purely destructive puncher… stats don’t tell the full story. Corrie was a much bigger puncher, for instance, than either Vitali Klitschko or Chris Arreola. In terms of boxing ability, he was probably on the grade of a Mike Weaver, but he was a deadly puncher when he could get in range.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I can get it to come in

I’d like to RBR Dunne-Poonsawat as well.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!!!!

GO BULLS!!!!

If USF and Michigan both win, it will be a happy day in my household.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish so bad there was a USF blog on SBN

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this one is going to be a Florida State comeback.

USF has looked solid. They could very well be the 2nd best team in the Big East

by cardscott5 on Sep 26, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a hand symbol for the Bulls?

Seems like there should be? Also why they got to cancel the war on I-4? That was my favorite game of the year. I love me some second tier Florida teams!

by waldo47 on Sep 26, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same like Texas

The devil horn symbol.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 2:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

its the DIO symbol man. HOLY DIVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've been down too long in the midnight sea!

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Sep 26, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idea

Need to have your own symbol. I always liked the the ‘hang loose’ symbol except you curl the thumb toward the pinky. Looks kinda like a bullhorn and its not stealing from any other university.

by waldo47 on Sep 26, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly Michigan is taking a shit

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love how the FSU blog stated that “Our O-Line can handle their Front 7”.

oops.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The big Klit-Arreola fight

is going on after the replay. I saw a commercial for it on HBO.

by cardscott5 on Sep 26, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was off by an hour on Dunne-Poonsawat

I just assumed Ireland and England were in the same time zone, but I guess I was wrong.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s 9:30 p.m. in Ireland.

by taco pal on Sep 26, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.

It was supposed to be starting now, and it says the stream is airing worldwide, but I’m just getting the news. If anyone can figure out how to get on, let me know.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never mind

Got it working now!

Stream is up and running at http://www.rte.ie/live/

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I’m on too. WOO!

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird. It told me I had to enter a password. But then I just punched in a couple of random letters and it came on.

by taco pal on Sep 26, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

radical

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m watching the stream right now. Its on after the news. Pretty good quality.

by cyke on Sep 26, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

May take an other hour apparently.

by cyke on Sep 26, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Close out of it

And then when you reopen it, there will be a choice to select boxing.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. Did that and it works now. Should be a good one.

by cyke on Sep 26, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyson Fury is up first

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is that andy lee?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUNNE FIGHT

I’m going to put up a new thread for it. I’ll get up a shell really fast and then fancy it up a smidge.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Fury is walking in to guys singing Irish folks songs a capella

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my soul is dying listening to this. no offense to irish folks here

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for Dunne coverage, go here

http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/9/26/1056209/bad-left-hook-live-boxing-results

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

none taken, battle axe...

Hey, we Irish are good at a few things:

1. brewing beer.
2. cussing incessantly.
3. laying train tracks.
4. growing potatoes.
5. drunken brawls.

(Not always in that order.)

"Gowin on fourth and 14 will punt it away. He hangs it very high, angling it for the near sideline...HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!!! HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!! Brian Milne might've fallen on it at the ten yard line! It's the New Orleans Saints' football! Brian Milne, the most unlikely hero of them all, falls on the fumble, the muff by Hakim! There is a God after all!" -- Jim Henderson

by hakimdropstheball on Sep 26, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not so good at growing potatoes in the 1800s either

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have lots of Irish carpenters in New York

Like Ireland-Irish, not Queens-Irish. When we are putting together construction jobs, it always winds up being a bidding war between Irish and Mexican carpentry crews.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How’s eveyone’s stream? Mine is unwatchably skippy and jumpy.

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Sep 26, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the stream becoming choppy for anyone?

by cyke on Sep 26, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

me

Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"

by Matt Miller on Sep 26, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

again

http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/9/26/1056209/bad-left-hook-live-boxing-results

Go there for the Dunne fight. Don’t wanna mix threads up.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

George Willis had Vitali by KO in 10

I think that over-under is a little ambitious. I really see this thing being decided in less than eight. Vitali KO 7.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kinda hard to know but I pretty much agree with you. :let’s hope Vitali hasn’t gone off the edge!

by Drunken cutman on Sep 26, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

vitali in really badass 4 rounds. i’m expecting fireworks folks

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just got castillo vs PBF I from video trading block, still haven’t seen it but i did watch the 12 round. i always find it weird that mayweather almost always makes the last 20 seconds of a fight more entertaining. its obvious that by that time he’s 100% sure he wont’ get hurt, but still if he only did that more often people would “like” him more.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, yuh

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give Chris a shot at winning. He is a live dog. Whatever the case, I am pumped for this fight. It is a breath of fresh air given the whole “Run Away Haye” farce.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well… At least Arreola showed his heart. I expect he’ll do the same tonight, win or lose.

If Haye ever showed Vitali Klitschko his heart, Ironfist would rip that little grape out of his chest like Mola Ram and eat it.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really a surprise

But evidently Mayweather-Marquez was a big hit on bad left hook as well. We got our highest hit count, 24,000 hits a day, for the past week. That broke the previous record, when Scott was quoted on Sportscenter after the Hatton-Pacquiao fight.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When Mayweather/Pacquiao happens

This place will be bananas.

It better happen…

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was really more the early speculation on the buys than anything else.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller

If you are on this thread, I have decided against the Uke Community Center for tonight, due to a textbook case of my-stomach-fucking-hurts-itis. If you or brick go, give those cats a “nostrovia” for me.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Face Off with Max Kellerman. this is some well produced shit. its amazing how cordial these guys are. if they did this with mayorga-vargas or something, there wouldve been hell to pay. manny is just sitting there 2 feet away from cotto with a massive grin

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can’t wait for the pacific

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HBO is live

I think I’ll be avoiding making any comments on the Floyd-JMM replay. I’ve seen it. I never need to see it again.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend is now glad she didn't watch it live

“This is just a REALLY boring fight”

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arreola TKO 4

I have no great analysis for why I think this will happen…just an odd feeling. It certainly goes against what logic is telling me, which is Vitali wearing Chris down and stopping him in rounds 8-10. Excited to watch, though, and I haven’t said that about a heavyweight bout in a long time.

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Good evening all.

 Hope everyone is well today

by Duan on Sep 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola TKO 9

I got a feeling….

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a feeling deep inside, oh yeah.

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on man, i did a beatles thing and you bring that jive in here. totally uncool

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny shit between you two

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

George Lopez stealing the shot was great.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Sep 26, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IHateGeorgeLopez

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest Stand Up Comedians

1.) George Carlin; 2.) David Cross; 3.) Louis C.K.; 4.) Richard Pryor; 5.) Bill Hicks

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for that.

But there was no need for it.
:D

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Sep 26, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just trying to keep this thread interesting for those that are still here while the PBF replay is on. what are your favorite stand ups if you have any?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s see….I’m not really a fan of stand up but if I had to choose, I’d say Mexican comedian Polo Polo is my favorite.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about #3

Solid contemporary stand-ups: Louis Black, Bruce Bruce, Jim Norton (great stand up, as horrible as he is at everything else), Chris Rock (before becoming a star),

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chris rock was brilliant (latest stand up special was awful), but i didn’t think he was better than the other 5 dudes on my list. i don’t like louis black, jim norton is awesome, and BB i’ve never heard of.

what’s your beef with Louis CK? don’t like him or haven’t heard him yet?

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just not a big fan

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One more guy I forgot

Steven Wright

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the "Assume the Position" series from Robert Wuhl had me busting a gut

Really funny while being really intelligent.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh Robert Wuhl

Almost single-handedly ruined Cobb.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats that HBO “education” show right? pretty hilarious stuff, but not stand up :p

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really, but sort of

It’s really standup in a classroom. He’s a decent stand up comedian as well. Just didn’t make a good TV show.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically it is....

Sort of a lecture/stand-up.

Great stuff.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Lewis Black is garbage but I agree with the rest

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best Lewis Black bit is candy corn

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis Black is hilarious

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patton Oswalt? Doug Stanhope?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Stanhope is a poor man’s Denis Leary who is an idiot’s Bill Hicks

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that sounds right

Except I don’t know who Doug Stanhope is.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Denis Leary is better than Stanhope? Ummm

Zach Galifinakis’ stand-up is also amazingly awesome

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Denis Leary at least stole good jokes and actually smoked his cigarettes. Stanhope stands there and pretends he’s smoking to look edgy and every time he goes to take a grab, he miraculously has something else to say. He just lets it burn. It looks ridiculous.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burt Sugar hasn't smoked a cigar in 40 years

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but he wears a cool hat.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I said "grab" when I meant "drag"

I’m not even drinking

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still haven't seen Zach G's stand up

But I’ve heard good things.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it was decent. does a sort of cliche bit while playing a piano. good piano player too

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s absurdist bullshit. I love it. My favorite thing he does is the 19th century comedian. ANYONE ELSE SICK OF THIS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MOTHERFUCKER?

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS TELEGRAPH?

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing wrong with absurdism. monty python = absurdism and those guys are obviously gods of comedy

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can get DVD versions rather than CD

He goes into crowds and does the most uncomfortable, hilarious interviews you’ll ever see.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patton Oswalt sucks

But none of them is worse than Dane Cook.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're dead to me.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

werewolves and lollipops rules, and dane cook is the most miserable human ever

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dane Cook is HORRIBLE

I literally can’t stand him. I avoid movies that he’s in.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched one Dane Cook special. Big Mistake(I was really bored to be fair)

He runs into the crowd, high fives a RED SOX FAN. and gets a minute of cheers

I’ve never hated anyone more.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

Cook was in a film called “Mr. Brooks” that wasn’t terrible… not any kind of award-winner, but decent.

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by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus Good Luck Chuck

Now THAT was a good one. That girl REALLY likes penguins. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget about

Simon Sez

dennis rodman will rip your face off

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was funny for about five minutes. No mas.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colin Quinn

He used to be a regular at the Comedy Cellar. Saw him live about 10 times. Laughed maybe once. Just a bitter, bitter, unfunny man.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't he used to have a comedy central show?

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

It was pretty bad. A bunch of third tier comedians attempting to skewer current events, and mostly failing miserably.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well the last two posts and this one are fantastic arguments. Well thought out, well written.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Delirious” Eddie Murphy was funny. “Raw” Eddie Murphy was sort of sad.

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by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I want half" is one of the best stand-up bits of all time

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I want half Mr. Fuck You!"

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by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAVID CROSS?!

Give me a break.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes david cross. man is a god of comedy. tobias funke/mr. show/shut up you f**** baby!

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cross is all “GENERATION X. STUFF ABOUT RELIGION.” Eh.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just can’t handle the brutal truth OLD MAN

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I’ll give that a try then. I find him quite funny otherwise.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its actually kind of amazing how funny he is as an actor. arrested development and mr. show are both incredibly hilarious shows thanks to his presence

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I'm thinking of a different guy...brain fart

Yeah he’s hilarious but not top 5.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst stand-ups include

Jimmy Fallon, Dane Cook, Carrot Top (he’s just a freak), and just about anyone from Last Comic Standing.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s a good list.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Richards

FTW.

Carrot Top was hilarious once upon a time, and then suddenly one day he just completely lost it.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just seems bitter

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THIS IS A SCREW AND ITS DOING A JOB SCREWJOB GET IT?????

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Joe Rogan’s got some funny to him, especially when he fucks with hecklers. he’s pretty quick on his feet.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Rogan is great

You should see his Noah’s Ark routine.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good lord jimmy fallon does stand up? must be completely and utterly awful

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I saw him on TV in a comedy festival in Montreal

Only time he made me laugh was his decent Gilbert Gottfried impression.

He was terrible on SNL. Breaks character and laughs every time.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And someone who's one of the best when he's on and one of the worst when he's not

Bob Saget

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's terrible

Totally overdoes the swearing thing.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Cross is awesome.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Props for Carlin at #1. Any list without either Carlin, Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor as #1 is a joke.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANy list without Carlin and Pryor is crap.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

carlin is actually somewhat of a hero of mine. was bummed for days after he died

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The anti-Carlin isn't bad either

Or at least was good until he became all Mr. Preachy. Bill Cosby that is.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Classic Cosby is great.

70s stuff

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bill cosby was amazing. all time classic

also can’t forget about rodney dangerfield. probably the best self-hatred stand up bits of all time

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlin’s second-to-last HBO special was horrible, but then his last one was really, really good. I was sad when he died, but happy that he had a final strong special. I was quite surprised.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i liked that one. nihilistic masterpiece, but yeah it’s bad for ya was just soooooo great.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, in a way this reminds me a lot of Lewis-Klitschko… hungry young tiger goes after the aging dragon in a replacement. It could be a very, very good fight.

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by jrok on Sep 26, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i’m pumped for it. i’m looking for some bombs, and hoping that it won’t be the night of the jab for vitali

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping it won't be as lopsided as I think it will be

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don’t want to see Arreola stand at the end of a jab and slowly get brutalized until he’s just no threat. I think the Big Klit will win, but hopefully Arreola will go after him and make it a fight.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i took a look at the stars and the stars are telling me that vitali won’t settle for a jabfest. i think it is fated to be a good fight

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not usually how the elder Klitschko fights

He’ll brutalize him with short hooks every time he tries to get inside.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh he took his sweet time with Peter and turned it into a boring after-thought. I think it’s Arreola’s fight to make.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I just came back and saw my favorite soccer team give up another late goal for a 2-2 tie

Mayweather is ripping Marquez apart but it’s boring.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

should be an interesting fight. Arreola is very confident, hope, not too much. Big Klit’s no slouch !!!

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And Ari Schaffer's

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I was just hoping no one would even mention Mencia

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Mencia

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The show anyway

Not as good as Chappelle’s Show, but had its funny bits.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEE DEE DEE

Comedy gold.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chapelle's Show was funny

Tyrone Biggums FTW.

And Rick James.

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chappelle’s Show had half great stuff and half eh. But that’s funnier than 98% of TV shows

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same except that i dislike it a little more. there are a lot of classics out there, you just need to look a little deeper.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not crazy about sitcoms (not that Chappelle’s was a sitcom) in general. I think The Sopranos and Deadwood had way funnier stuff than most sitcoms.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bored to Death looks promising

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sunny

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sunny has been miserable for the past two seasons unfortunately

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you watch the last episode?

Gold.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only truly laughed when dennis and charlie were passed out cuz of the smoke from burning the chairs

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my favorite Sunny moment was Charlie and Frank at their apartment when Dee was staying over and Frank runs in and starts shoveling the cat food in his mouth to go to sleep. Gave myself a headache laughing. The visual was hilarious.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't a fan of last year

But I literally hurt my abs laughing in the basketball episode

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sunny in the first three seasons was unstoppable

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hundred Dollar Baby was another great ep

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That history episode they did was just awful. But generally I still dig it, even if it’s not as good as it was in season one and two.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That episode was the worst by far

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was like the Drunk History stuff from Funny or Die, just not at all funny.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

concur

only good episdoe from that season was the musical

gotta pay a troll toll if you wanna get in the boy’s hole

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the mystery turd episode

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Artemis is money

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sunny needs more Artemis and McPoyles

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nightman/greenman are always guaranteed a good laugh

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw the first episode and it was sadly really bad. I had high hopes too since I like both Zach and Jason Schwartzmann, plus Ted Danson.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, i liked the last half of the pilot

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man you just a fickle motha f’er

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

arrested development & first three seasons of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. HBO & Showtime shows are generally superior

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

30 Rock is very funny as well

I’ll probably get skewered for this as well, but it’s one of my favorites on TV

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get the show, it just doesn’t do it for me. I can see why people love it.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like a live action version of old school Simpsons

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shiiiit forgot about 30 rock.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

californication is also amazing. only talking about comedy shows btw. i can bust out a while massive list of other non-comedy shows

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never got into Californication

And I liked Weeds for a couple of seasons, but it jumped the shark in season 3

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah same here. i have first three seasons of weeds on blu-ray, but season 4 and season 5 have been just so annoying and boring

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll put out one of my own favorite shows that I could get burned over: Scrubs. Even though I know and agree with every annoying, obnoxious flaw you can bring up, and they all piss me off too, I still love the show. I know when it’s bad, but I don’t care. I still watch Entourage too even though it’s been fucking awful since the end of season two.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watch the shit.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i used to watch scrubs, but like you said those flaws just got more blatant as the seasons wore on.

entourage is fun, but a pretty predictable dumb show

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny, but not laugh out loud funny

And it’s started to lose it’s luster. Feels like the writers have just run out of good plot lines.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the shots on Entourage where it’s the four guys!!! walkin around!!! bustin chops!!!

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which scrubs or entourage? the entourage writers are just lazy. i don’t blame them though because when you deal with a subject as shallow as hollywood life the most trouble your protagonist can get in is being in an acting funk. problem is vince gets in one of those funks once every season and gets out of it immediately

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Entourage

Is Scrubs even still on the air?

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just did their eighth season on ABC after NBC let them go. And now they’re apparently coming back with the same show name but a lot of the cast is gone and Drs. Cox and Turk are med professors now. It sounds moronic.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Wayne Brady episode was classic

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not good dude. I’m laughing out loud right now. The LOL thing doesn’t work, becuase I’m literally laughing out loud. Are you a fake mexican too?

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ned Holness is half hatian. It's close enough.

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i…i don’t understand.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a mod, I may delete my own comment and deny its existence

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please do or else i will never look up to you again

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make it your sig

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by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think what I hate most about Dane Cook is his inability to even tell Louis CK’s jokes well. It’s unbelievable.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just ended

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Lampley interviewing Floyd now

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

respect to JMM

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mayweather promotions will be long-term epic financial failure for Floyd

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lampley questions the weight

Floyd dodges it. “Uh, any fight over 140 is a welterweight fight. I wanted to be comfortable. BY THE WAY, I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, JIM, AND THE OTHER HBO COMMENTATORS. I’m nice now!”

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When will the Pac-Cotto replay be?

There isn’t a fight for 2 weeks, and it won’t be before that one

by cardscott5 on Sep 26, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’ll still be the next Saturday.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably after 2 weeks then

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Interview by Lampley.

Floyd playing the nice guy.

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 26, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola's a funny guy too

“Michael Phelps smokin weed, why can’t I drink a beer?”

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Can’t help but like the guy…

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 11:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

even if you don't want to like Arreola or whatever

It’s hard to not. Dude’s honest and funny.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

enough comedy talk i guess, its larry merchant time. talking about jiggling places

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

blam

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJ e-mailed me after I wrote my article

This is the first time I’m making this public:

Hey Brickhouse……Was just reading some of your insightful comments about the fight we called on ESPN classic with Chagaev V Klitschko. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion about how the broadcast came off. Fortunately, the executives at ESPN didnt share your same opinion after the show and decided, (beleive it or not) to actually go an alternative route instead of banning me 500 feet within a microphone of calling a fight. Your not gonna beleive this next part……..
 
They actually invited me back the next week again, and then again on July 10!! I know crazy….Dan Rafeal as well, (whom I m sure you know far more than him also) said ………………..“I’m not sure what the future holds for cruiserweight contender B.J. Flores in the ring, but I thought he did a very solid job as the analyst for ESPN Classic’s coverage of Klitschko-Chagaev.” Once again, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Im sure your some kind of expert with the whole boxing thing and you can back that up with your many accolades such as…….?
 
Who are you?? Whats your name and what do you do besides bash? I think people like you are funny….. Did I steal your girlfriend or something?? You remind me of one of those guys that sits on the computer all day and vents frustration through" his keyboard". Nice!! Might want to pick up some other hobbies. I love your “insight” on bad left hook. By the way, Id never even heard of the sight before and I was reading all the negative things about me and other boxers and I wasnt even gonna bother, I just thought it would be interesting to see if you would say who you are or you would just hide behind your keyboard…..Well?
 
To cap it all off, I could really care less about your opinion. I just thought it funny you would go out of your way to put so much dirt on my image. Keep doing it, cause as long as you do you are mentioning my name and bringing me exposure whether you like it or not. People like you are hilarious…..Who are you again? What have you ever done in a ring?? What fights have you ever called?? What fights have you ever been in?? Experience and “expertise” comes from where?? Were just a couple of the questions someone might have for you……
 
Wrapping this whole thing up, whats your name. Be truthful. Maybe I could bring some equally good press and announce to everyone on ESPN how "great " of a sight bad left hook is…. :) Im sure this will give you some good writing material and you will tell both of your friends what happened a write some nice story on your huge website. Either way, you kinda of coward how you write and what you say. its obvious you have never been in the ring and dont know what the Fxxx you talkin about….. I dont want this to turn into some kinda email war so just a simple name in return would be fine. If you got anything more to say you can say it to me in person. Il be in Bristol July 10, New Jersey july 11, Las Vegas July 17 (another espn card) or any fights on the weekends. In the meantime, I will continue to do what I do. Train hard and get ready for my next fight, continue calling fights for espn and enjoy the company of beautiful ladies whenever I want…..I know….sucks to be me…:) . I hate my life!! BJ

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sure told you off.

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. It’s pretty cool that he reads your shit, too bad he can’t spell your name

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or spell "site"

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 26, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More fun with Hate Mail!

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should let him know you like Carlos Mencia and maybe he won’t hate you anymore.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I know. But, it is pretty cool that he read(s) this site and actually took the time to write to you. I wonder what other fighters are lurking….I mean besides me of course.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you shaved wherever that’s tatted huh? That must be a strap-on your using on ‘your mom’.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought i was going to miss some of this fight due to my fishing trip. yay for useless chit chat before fights.

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When do they...

start punching each other?

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty shortly here

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm, maybe my german stream is behind. Granted, I can’t understand a word they’re saying (apperently weltmeister means champion, I wish I had made that my user name), so maybe idk what I’m talking about.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now they’re walking out.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when we say so MAN

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok going to officially end the comedy talk by bringing this up

MONTY PYTHON AND THE FLYING CIRCUS

it’s ring entrance time

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

arreola is walking to the ring right now. even though this is america it might take a while for vitali to make his way to the ring. the klitschKO bros always get a grand entrance

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where is this fight again?

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Staples Center in LA

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

staples center in LA

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone using a online stream of this thing – either to watch it or even to listen to it?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what link are you using please?

radio or live stream?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't post stream links

We can’t have it here.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vitali coming out to "Hell's Bells"

Arreola came out to “Run This Town” by Jay-Z / Kanye / Rihanna

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

could not get any worse than kanye+rihanna+new school jay-z

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I approve...

of Arreola’s walkout music, but if he wanted to come out to some current rap, every song on OBFCL2 murders run this town.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wu tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck wit

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

word

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For real, house of flying daggers is the song of the year. Sick video also.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah that distinction goes to russian circles

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

arreola tko 8

bank on it! not really but thats my upset pick.

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's to hoping

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would certianly make the division more interesting.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

big cheers for Arreola, mostly boos for Vitali

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just about to start

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did he just call himself el quesadilla??? good lord arreola is a major badass

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's it, I have to get HBO

I live in the Central Valley in CA and can’t even find a radio station that’s playing the fight

ridiculous

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE WE GO!

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Notre Dame just won

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola's moving his head

Never seen that before

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vitali looks slowwww yo. chris is definitely going to land

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola looks a lot more than 3 inches shorter than Vitali

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A good half foot, really

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok maybe not

but vitali is there to be hit. hands way down too

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Arreoila even thrown a punch?

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Vitali 10-9

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god damn it vitali :(

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R1

Klitschko doesn’t look too stiff. He wings a right to the chest, and he’s jabbing away. Chopping right by Klitschko. Arreola trying to work inside, eating a few jabs, ducking the left hook from Vitali. Klitschko’s hands are really low. Body shot by Arreola, Vitali gets away from him. STIFF left hand by Vitali. Right hand by Vitali. Arreola is really making him move. That’s a good idea, probably. Vitali is so mechanical at this stage. Stiff jab again, and Arreola sticks some lefts toward the stomach. 1-2 by Vitali, nothing lands clean. Vitali outworking Arreola. Right hand lands for Vitali.

1-2s again from Klitschko. Arreola is either overwhelmed or he’s trying to make Klitschko use too much energy. He’s breaking the high guard pretty well so far (Klitschko that is). Arreola really isn’t throwing much of anything at all. He has hugged up a few times. Arreola tries to double or triple a jab, nothing gets there. Easy Klitschko round.

Klitschko 10-9

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for this

I’m just flipping through my radio stations finding nothing

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10-9 Vitali

Terrible round by Chris.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what I was afraid the fight would look like.

10-9 Vitali

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stallone and the terminator get boos, while tyson and mickey rourke get standing O’s

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus, Arnold

Stop coming to fights. You get booed every time. Tyson cheered. Hayden Panittiere booed. Mickey Rourke cheered. Kobe CHEERED.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pete Rose mixed reaction, mostly cheers

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched the all-star game in a TGI Fridays with Pete Rose once

It was really sad. Went to college with his daughter.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris won’t last long wading in like this. Get your fat ass inside with some ugency or your going to get skewered.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quite the star-studded crowd

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10-9 V round 1

Arreola putting on some pressure, but V dominating with jabs.

10-9 V

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

How can you boo Rocky/Rambo?

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rofl

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pete Rose bet on Vitali

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to say who

But one of the fighters reminds me of King Hippo from Punch Out!!

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 26, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola throws like a shaved bear

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where’s jack nicholson? he made it to vasquez-izzy III, but not this one. not cool

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

._. nipple boy is using the fat 4th grader offenxe

side skips and poking

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

20-18 Vitali

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw a hook to the body, Vitali.

20-18

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 26, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klistchko-Arreola R2

Arreola was 7/32 in the first round. Vitali threw 88.

Right hand Klitschko. Combo by Klitschko. Arreola trying to jab his way in, eats a big right, but HERE COMES ARREOLA! Klitschko grabs up and Arreola bangs to the body while he can. Jabs from Klitschko. Left hook and a jab by Arreola. Jab city from Klitschko in response. Right hand by Klitschko sends Arreola backward. Arreola is having a hell of a time figuring this out. Klitschko swats at him with a lazy left hook, and it lands. Right hand Klitschko. Arreola chasing and trying to hit him, but then gets swatted with another left hand. Steward says if Arreola can keep up this pace, he can wear Vitali out. Maybe. It’s not the worst strategy.

Right hand Klitschko lands with authority. Jab by Klitschko. Another very easy to score round, all Klitschko. But Arreola is making him work and not getting hit TOO clean.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 20-18

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wlad’s jab is much better than vitali’s but i’d be interested to see how wlad would handle that constant bullrush

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

20-18 Vitali

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10-9 Vitali Rd 2

At least Chris is making it fun…forcing Vitali to
work…but C not landing enough.

20-18 V

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 11:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Not throwing enough either

But he doesn’t look as out of his depth as I had feared

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crowd seems real into the fight

good atmosphere there

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 26, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think there’s some swelling under chris’ right eye. i’m nto watchign it in HD so i’m not too sure

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

german commentary sayin arreola is ready to go

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well euros and mexicans are probably the most biased commentators in the world of any sport

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot the Japanese

and the Americans

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you hear the manhoef man love fest last night?

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Badr Hari hates your solar plexus

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never seen/don’t understand the japanese, but americans are not as bad as mexicans believe me. watch box azteca every weekend and you’ll hear them cry when a mexican loses

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

it was one clean right, and there screaming that the fuhrer has returned

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good god chris. throw a friggin jab he face is right in front of you

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klistchko-Arreola R3

Left upstairs, right to the body by Klitschko. Right hand Klitschko, that was sharp. Arreola just cannot find his way inside so far. Left hook fools Arreola, and he’s hit with another right. Klitschko opening up, but Arreola throws a big right back at him and gets him to back down a bit. Arreola tries to go to the body, but gets jabbed instead. Klitschko doubles the jab upstairs. Right hand by Klitschko glances. Arreola half-shoves Klitschko back with a jab. Arreola targeting the body this round, but not enough and not terribly well.

Klitschko taking him to Jab University now. Klitschko now waiting to time him, almost begging Arreola to make a charge. This is getting really one-sided.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 30-27

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

30-27

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw some punches Chris, he’s getting in position and just not throwing! what the F!

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good god how did arreola get that woman as his wife?

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He does make some decent money. And he seems like a cool guy.

Bad Left Hook
"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

vitali is noticable sweating

more than chris… im buyin into the “vitali is gonna get tired” theory…

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have trouble believing that the guy who is 20 pnds overweight is going to win a conditioning battle. He’s looking better though.

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's never had a problem with slowing down before

But then again, he’s never seen a 9th round before.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

too_shay

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this might be a correct assumption^

+ chris is showing no respect ftw

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

arreola landing some good shots this round

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Much better round for Arreola so far

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see the heavyweight Juan Diaz come out

He just needs to throw more and be more aggressive.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this does have some parallels to the baby bull-malignaggi fight. except vitali actually has power, and is much more awkward when getting away from shots

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A less dominant 40-36 than it is

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another Klitschko round IMO

But Arreola’s getting closer

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10-9 Arreola

Good round for Chris.

39-37 Vitali

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Klitschko-Arreola R4

Arreola with a right hand, and now he’s starting to throw some I hope. Arreola throwing for sure now, chasing Vitali, trying to get him into a firefight. Arreola finally looks alive. Right hand Klitschko. Now it’s back to the pace Vitali would prefer, measuring and working at his distance. Arreola charges again, lands iffy shots. There’s a right hand by Arreola. Right from Klitschko in return. Vitali looking a bit less comfortable. Jab by Klitschko. Left sneaks through and glancingly lands for Arreola.

Big left hook swing by Arreola misses. Klitschko with some jabs, good body shot by Arreola. Left hook Vitali. Klitschko is breathing pretty heavy at the end of this round. Easily Arreola’s best round, but he still lost it.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 40-36

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris is ripe to land some counters. This fight could change if Chris can hang around.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola just seems to damn tentative

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and he should. he doesn’t have the most rock solid chin, but he should take some chances damn it

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

knock down or a an awekening in the next round

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Nightmare! - start working your stuff

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by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Vitali lost some of his power?

Arreola was hurt by Witherspoon and McCline and knocked down by Walker, yet Klitschko and his 92% KO percentage doesn’t seem to have hurt him yet.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vitali doesn’t seem to be putting his full power into it. he’s basically punching while moving away from arreola

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus he's not really a one-punch artist.

His KO rate is more on decapitating his opponents… =)

by Fj-3 on Sep 26, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

50-45

THROW MORE PUNCHES JESUS

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R5

Hard right by Klitschko comes after a jab. Right hand lands again. Klitschko on his bike a bit, but at the same time he’s landing quite well still. Arreola is starting to REALLY rip in some body shots when Vitali grabs up. Klitschko loading up and trying to land something quick. Arreola coming at him relentlessly, just not throwing as much as he needs to to win the rounds. He just might have a plan, but he’s starting to fall out of this fight in a big way. Klitschko doesn’t look as tired this round as he did last round. Right hand Klitschko lands again.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 50-45

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola needs to change his gameplan a bit

Start going for broke. And soon.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get in there and throw some goddam punches Chris

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Arreola’s trainer tells him to keep doing what he’s doing. Despite the fact he’s down 5-0.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He DESPERATELY needs a new trainer

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris looks a bit hurt now

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chris would make his life so much easier if he threw a jab first

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by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, Arreola's already made it further along than I thought he would

And if his stamina can hold, and he can make a late push, he still has a chance of the KO. But no way he’s winning on points.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R6

Arreola is frustrated: “He fuckin’ runs a lot.”

Arreola just avoids a big right. That could’ve been an icer. Klitschko stalking Arreola now to start the round, then he brings it back to center ring and pumps the jab into Arreola’s face. Boo birds are starting to come out a bit. It’s not Klitschko who isn’t fighting.

Hard body shot by Klitschko. Another right to the body by Klitschko, but Arreola throws back upstairs, just missing landing that one square on the chin. Arreola charging again, but again he gets nothing out of it. Klitschko jabs again. Right hand lands, but not flush for Klitschko. Body shot by Vitali again, then Arreola throws a little bit and rushes once more. It remains a shutout on my card.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 60-54

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

60-54

SERIOUSLY CHRIS, THROW MORE

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fer rillz

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey there goes jabs and he he didnt get punched in the face when he stepped in either. amazing.

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by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Say what you will about Vitali

But he has a hell of a jab.

59-55 Vitali

by tichbou on Sep 26, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chris has gotten whiter 6 rounds in

he’s literally beating the heritage out of him

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko clinches

Not a bad sign

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

something

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean vitali right? that seems to happen every time vitali throws a jab. maybe broken?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no Chris did something to his left hand or shoulder. He was shaking it and pusihing it out

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winced big near the end of the round, too. Something’s wrong for sure.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cant believe hbo hasnt mentioned it

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris not throwing anymore hardly at all

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

69-64 Vitali

Arreola tiring and not throwing enough.

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Klitschko-Arreola R7

Klitschko’s fans are getting a small chant in. But now we have some boo birds again, because Klitschko’s moving around and doing little offensively, and Arreola’s doing even less. Arreola is just getting dominated psychologically and physically now. Rights to the body are still landing for Vitali. Woof, a nasty shot to the back by Arreola as they’re tied up. No reaction from Vitali.

Arreola just winced. His left hand is definitely hurting, as he shakes it again just a moment later.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 70-63

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chris is really a dumbass fighter. he had success the beginning of the round by throwing jabs , now hes not throwing any jabs and hes getting the shit beat out of him.

put 2 and 2 together you dumb fat fuck

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by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If he broke his hand, that might be why he's not jabbing

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what, he doesn’t even have to land it.

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by sonofapsycho on Sep 26, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea. he knows how to slip a jab and throw his own but he just doesn’t DO IT!

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

broke his jabbing hand. maybe that has something to do with it

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

70-63

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god damnit stop thinking you can slip in with one big punch

it. wont. happen

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by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SC’s right. he needs a trainer so bad

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hrumph

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was Brick, actually

But you can count me in on that bandwagon

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha. one of you ‘mod’ guys.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris needs to go for broke. And soon

It will take more than a round to weak Klitty down enough to knock him out. He has a solid beard.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

give Klit a penalty for holding. He’s the ONLY one holding

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola doesn't even know HOW to clinch

Literally. He has no idea how to do it.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive noted 4 behind the head holdings so far

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by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vitali's holding wayyy too much

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just the right amount

so long as the ref doesn’t show any interest in taking a point.

by schraubd on Sep 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

79-73

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by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R8

Arreola is standing with his hands high, and Klitschko is peppering him here and there. Crowd booing some again. BIG LEFT BY ARREOLA! Klitschko clinches up on another rush, and then goes right back to the body when they restart. Vitali trying to throw, and Arreola seems to know it’s pretty much now or never. Vitali backed down again, and then throws again. Arreola’s getting to him. Vitali is grabbing every time he’s within arms reach. And again Vitali clinches. Vitali warned for it. At this point it’s about time.

Arreola bleeding from the nose, but he’s pressing big this round. Arreola may have caught an inadvertant butt there. Arreola pressing again, Vitali running again.

Arreola 10-9
Klitschko 79-73

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to give Arreola a sympathy round here

But Klitschko still won that one.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol vitali looks like a big mean ass russian every time chris is trying to show good sportsmanship

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s a pretty damn good nosebleed.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris fighting back, and bravely

But still a vitali round…79-73 vitali.

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Chris’ corner should be all over that dumb little ref for holding

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOT of blood on that swab yikes

also plz dont keep doing what you’re doing

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Vitali doesn't look nearly as confident now

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I guess the people who took the "over" are happy

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

those right hands by vitali seem to hurting arreola more now than ever

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola's getting peppered now

Arreola could get KOed soon

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

keep pressing him Chris

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 26, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this holding is straight blatant bullshit

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by lcollins1 on Sep 26, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola stopped moving his head

Old habits die hard

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

role reversal at the end of that round. after a good body shot arreola started backing off while vitali made his snail crawl towards him

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Larry said it before I did

but this is as dominating as the Mayweather fight. Arreola isn’t landing anything and now he can’t stop getting hit

by cardscott5 on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

89-82

Ref: STOP THE HOLDING
Chris: STOP THE GETTING BEAT

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R9

Arreola jabs his way in, Klitschko backs down. If only he’d been doing that consistently this fight, or if that hand is hurt, if only he could have. Both guys are wearing down some, Vitali because of moving around so much, Arreola from getting beaten up as much as he has ben. Vitali taking over again this round, and doing so with authority. 1-2 for Klitshcko. Another big right hand comes in. Arreola is teetering. Hard jab, Arreola just walks into it. He’s a beaten man at this point. He’s bleeding, he’s swollen up, and he’s just getting dominated.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 89-82

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just walked in and turned on the fight,

not competitive?

I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.

by Warden11 on Sep 26, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

But more action than a typical Klitschko fight

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Less slapping

and a few punches then?

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by Warden11 on Sep 27, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arreola is making Vitali work

And then refusing to actually go in and punch him.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

89-82 Vitali

Chris in trouble in that round

by The Boxer Rebellion on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Arreola hasn’t even thrown 300 punches yet. Someone who usually averages 70 – 80 punches a round.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola is now told to let it all hang out and take chances. Pretty sudden shift in philosophy in that corner.

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by SC on Sep 26, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's right though

Cris needs the KO. It would take a while to get it. Cris doesn’t have one-punch power, and Vitali has a cast iron chin.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He shouldn’t have been telling him to keep it up for eight rounds and then deciding after nine that it was time to get crazy. It’s been time to take risks for a while now.

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by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

been time to throw combos for a while now.

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by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

arreola is dead tired right now.

ref just stopped it

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ALL OVER!

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Over.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And it's over...

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Klitschko-Arreola R10

Klitschko popping him with jabs whenever he makes his charges. Hard right to the body by Vitali. Arreola rushing him, and Klitschko leans back, runs, and avoids everything until Arreola has to just stop going after him. Arreola getting hit, but he’s still coming in. He’s beaten, but he’s willing to keep coming in, and that’s something.

Big right by Vitali, but Arreola comes right back to him. Doesn’t throw any punches, but comes back. And gets punched some more. This is a bit brutal at this point. Arreola can’t do anything and keeps walking into a buzzsaw.

Klitschko 10-9
Klitschko 99-91

And the referee has stopped the fight.

Vitali Klitschko TKO-10

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by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I question that stoppage

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I call bullshit

since Chris was trying to go on the offensive

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by Persiflage on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s completely defensible.

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by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he crying?

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 27, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, let the dude finish his fight

Arreola is literally crying in the ring.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola is crying

Goddamn it, he tried. He really, really did. He did all he could do, it just wasn’t enough yet. Get back and get better, Chris.

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by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I suspect he'll come back to win a belt eventually

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can always beat Valuev.

by tichbou on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could have beaten 2/3 of the recent beltholders

Just not the Klitschkos

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by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THink it would have been different with a healthy hand?

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by P Brady on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. Healthy hand (since it did look to be hurt), better trainer, better gameplan, then maybe.

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by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

disappointing fight. Chris has more heart, even ability than I thought. But he needs to have a better gameplan

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a great stoppage

 But I think it’s ultimately academic. That fight was over.

by tichbou on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god damn it i was rootin for arreola, and i feel like shit for predicting vitali to win. arreola you are a major badass, don’t quit

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if it was so clearly over. I would have let it go if I was either the corner or the ref

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Utter foolishness. He was getting punch drunk towards the end of teh fight

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont like the stoppage

i know he was getting beat bad. but he wasnt “hurt” on the verge of a ko. he has heart and deserved to finish the fight

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I disagree

it was only going to get worse. He was taking every right hand in the face

by cardscott5 on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chris needs a trainer that knows what hes talking about. he should come here to philly and rob murry will teach his fat ass how to fight properly

@mikefareri on twitter.

by sonofapsycho on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whats next for chris?

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

winner of haye-valuev :)

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't doubt it

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking the same

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CompuBox numbers

Total Punches
VK: 301/802, 38%
CA: 86/331, 26%

Power Punches
VK: 151/283, 53%
CA: 24/107, 22%

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

classy move by michael buffer trying to pick up arreola’s spirits

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not much, but he asked the crowd to give arreola a standing O for giving it his all while arreola was crying near him

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a rebound fight, then maybe a step back up against Sam Peter or something. Arreola-Haye could still be sold and would be a hoot.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m so damn sick of the Klits

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not, but nothing we can do...

Obviously other fighters can’t do anything, too…

by Fj-3 on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get in shape and have half-decent boxing skills in the future, Chris.

He has a lot of heart but at the moment I don’t see him as a serious contender.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

US fans not as classy as the Irish ones. Shame on them for booing LA resident Vitali Klitschko.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fair play to Chris. This was always going to be a very big ask of him. He gave it his all, and showed a lot in terms of courage

by Duan on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arreola did much better then I thought he would

I see him beating any heavyweight not named Klitschko.

by TXroyal on Sep 27, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about that

But I think he would take out Chambers

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fans booing Vitali. If you watched the fight in Dublin earlier, this is a really huge change of pace in crowds. They were respectful to Poonsawat and cheered the hell out of an emotional Dunne.

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"Well Howie, I think I'm going to stay outside and outjab him." -- Tex Cobb telling Howard Cosell how he would approach Larry Holmes

by SC on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vitali giving respect to chris... classy guy

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the coverage.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Beer Monster on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw man, poor chris :(

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All I can think of right now are expletives.

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arreola is still sobbing

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow this hit him hard

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he had a chance at making history for our great heritage

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he's still going to

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i certainly hope so, just commentating on why he’s taking it real hard.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard not to like Chris. This interview is actually kinda moving.

by tichbou on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

while sobbing: “vitali is a strong motherfucker. i don’t want to quit, i know i was fucking up but i wanted to go 12 rounds”

great great person

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“he found a way to win and I found a way to lose”

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chris arreola you have a new fan

boxing needs passion like that

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that i’m coming back

FUCK YEAH

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha “fuck that I’m coming back” – yes!

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing post-fight interview

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this aint the last youve seen of me... fuck that im coming back

"After this, I'm gonna kick Bob Arum's ass."
-George Lopez

by thebitb on Sep 27, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol spanish/mex commentary keeps saying "BORRACHO" as he sobs

doesn’t that mean drunkard?
lol

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf seriously? yeah it means alcoholic basically. he does like his beer though, but come on respect the damn man.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its one of the only spanish words i know

so i made O_o face irl

was like..wut

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of similarity between Dunne and Arreola in their post-fight speeches

Gotta laud the sincerity, at least.

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rarely is someone so emotionally moving whilst saying fuck so often.

by tichbou on Sep 27, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 10 to Arreola

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arreola....epic win!

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH BULLSHIT

Emmanuel Steward says that Klitschko vs. Klitschko would be the most brutal fight in history.

Whatever. Keep slobbing on the knob of your Kronk fighter. It would be like Venus vs. Serena. Both guys would be pulling their punches. Literally.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yea it would. Venus v. Serena blows and gets shit ratings everytime

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but but

they bring something new to female tennis!

male genitalia >_>

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:O

yus!

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I love Mock the Week

This is the best joke ever he ever had, though.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny joke

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao i love that, and the hammond line

he did stand up bout 10 minute walk form my house last year

only good thing about living in scotland

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Richard Hammond joke (once I did the research)

Was so offensive yet so hilarious.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolol yea

i do miss good shows on tv :/ they don’t let franky participate in the stand up round on the two new seasons

he said on tv in some interview it was due to complaints no one else got air time

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

watch peep show and take a gander out our comedy show conversation up top in the thread :)

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i <3 mitchell and webb

one of the best duo’s left in comedy

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah and he was hopitalized the other day

Don’t know why but it wasn’t a heart attack.

He’s best on Scenes We’d Like to See.

Unlikely lines from a film….

“What’s that Joker (Heath Ledger)? You’ll be back? Somehow I don’t think you will be.”

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think probly the best deleted scene on the dvd

was when he did the “i remember the first time i met” line from shawshank redemption.. as morgan freeman, it was ferocious
poked his teeth out and shit

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"This gymnast cannot be touched!!! Except by her coach and her uncle."

The other classic was…

“Here’s to looking at you kid……..is why I’m in a Cambodian jail.”

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I don’t know who that is?

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scottish comedian

SOMETIMES FUNNY

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa whoa whoa

The Williams’ bring new fans OR they have male genitalia OR people with male genitalia like the Williams?

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be the most brutal fight in history

In terms of it sucking.

May the Forsett be with you.

by SSreporters on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cut to video of dolph lundgren saying

“YEW WILL LEWZ”

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

get off his nuts merchant. Isn’t he about due?

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did lampley just blast arreola’s lifestyle?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't necessary...

I mean… It WAS… But still. I think Arreola knows that too… And I think this loss has a chance to set him straight. He won a fan in me today. Fuckin warrior

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

explains why the mex/spanish commentary

literally repeated borracho for 30 seconds

"he's the best punchy face man in the buisness"

by blubber_guard on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

drunkard/alcoholic

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh

Ok lol

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris really had the adrenaline pumping tonight, but it wasn’t even close to enough. Vitali did his thing and did it well. L.A. was about as classy as usual, boing Vitali. Hope Chris goes back to the gym and turns the corner, but I doubt it.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

An in shape Arreola I don't think coudl have done much more honestly

but in the future it would be wise to be in shape. He won a fan in me though

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In shape and with a decent trainer I think he’s got a reasonable shot.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

The way Vit was picking off his counterpunches was MASTERFUL. Though he looks gangly and uncoordinated Vit is an all time great at HW fuck the haters

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is an absolutely masterful defensive fighter. without being as boring as Gayweather

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

No he doesn’t. He was outclassed.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 27, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean I’ve heard you say junk like “I hate the Klitschkos”… but I know you are smart enough to know that Arreola was completely outclassed.

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

The moment I knew he had no chance is when Vit would land his uppercuts to the body and just casually pick off the counter hooks with his arms. When that started happening is when you saw chris get really frustrated

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha. I said ’I’m so sick of the Klits’. No I’m not willing to say that CA has no shot under the right tutelage with the right gameplan and in shape. Those things may be too much to ask, but satisfy those and I think he “has a reasonable chance”.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry buddy

but you’re wrong. Maybe when Vit is 42 or 43. But he had no chance tonight no matter how good of shape he was in and how good his trainer was

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok. well I think you’re wrong.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

I’m not. Sorry that you hate the Klits

Gimme 1 round!

by ItBurnzWhenIP on Sep 27, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CA could jab with V. Klit. If someone could ingrain in him the willingness to slip and jab consistently and with intent, I think that could be a different fight. I think that’s a start to be competitive. Just winging won’t ever get it done.

"I swear to God, I'll take this ******* ball and shove it down your ******* throat" - Serena Williams

by lcollins1 on Sep 27, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

booing

not “boing.” Not boing Vitali… wtf?

"This fight'll be the nastiest thing you'll ever see. I been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious."
-- Randall 'Tex' Cobb

by jrok on Sep 27, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey they’re showing the arreola-klitschko undercard on box azteca.

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So how fucking long is it going to take ESPNews to show a summary of this? I want to see at least some clips from the end/fight interviews.

god, I hate ESPN

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

some black dude named blanks is ripping some other dude

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

other dude is javier mora

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

banks*

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is arreola a top rank fighter?

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by battle axe of doom on Sep 27, 2009 12:23 AM EDT