Gus Johnson isn't working
In January 2009, Showtime announced that Steve Albert would be stepping back from his duties as Showtime Championship Boxing's play-by-play man, handing the reins to CBS Sports commentator Gus Johnson, the love him or hate him, screaming lunatic we all knew from March Madness.
When that move was made, this is what I said:
Gus Johnson is a good play-by-play man and I look forward to hearing him call some fights for Showtime. If he stinks, hey, Steve Albert's always available.
Chances are, Gus won't stink, either, and he's got a familiar voice that lends further "big sport" credibility to the product, at least ideally. If he meshes well with Al Bernstein, it could be a phenomenal team that rivals any combination of HBO's commentators. As much as I like Steve Albert, I always felt his biggest flaw was not quite being able to make a fight seem even bigger than it is. I maintain that Jim Lampley does this brilliantly. Maybe Gus will be able to turn a great fight into something even more exciting.
I think after about a year of Gus Johnson being the key man in the booth on major Showtime broadcasts, I can now say that this just isn't working out.
Now, let me say this: just like I suck at boxing, I'm 100% certain I would suck at calling a fight. It takes a lot of talent, presence, dedication and work to be as good as Gus Johnson is at broadcasting sports. Even the worst major broadcasters are pretty good at their jobs, except maybe Thom Brennaman, who gives me gas every time he calls a game I watch.
But I haven't enjoyed Johnson as a boxing commentator, and last night's two-fight card put me over the edge as a viewer. No more "well he's still learning." Gus isn't fit for boxing.
I enjoy Gus during March Madness. His over-the-top enthusiasm is something I look forward to every year, even if at this point it sometimes feels dreadfully forced, as if he tries to make sure he gets at least one good scream and jump on the table moment in every year, even if one doesn't really come to him.
And when Gus calls MMA, I feel he does a competent enough job, though bigger MMA fans than myself might well disagree. I don't know for sure.
Boxing sounds like a side job for him, and despite my hopes, he has not made one fight he's called better because he was the one calling it. His best moment came during the 12th round of Carl Froch-Jermain Taylor last April, but even that could have been better and less -- again -- forced. It felt like Gus was screaming not because what was happening was so great (which it was), but because Gus is the guy who screams. It was fun enough, but I never shook the feeling that it didn't feel quite right.
Last night, he played homer for Shobox graduates Carlos Abregu and Antonio DeMarco. Most of his calls were "ooh!" He must have said "right hook" about 278 times. It took him forever to give proper credit to a dominant Edwin Valero, almost as if someone finally said in his earpiece, "Hey, this guy's clearly winning."
I'm not going to start an online petition about it or anything, but I think I can speak for more than myself when I say that Gus Johnson isn't the man to serve as Showtime's lead boxing commentator. He leaves broadcast teammate Al Bernstein gasping for air at times, as Bernstein heroically carries the load on these broadcasts. Johnson and Bernstein aren't poor together; actually, they've developed a decent rapport, especially when you consider Johnson's weaknesses.
All I'm saying is a lot of these fights deserve better than "ooh!" out of the play-by-play man.
There are some worthy candidates out there, but sadly not a ton. With boxing broadcasts so limited and the sport such a niche nowadays, there probably aren't as many qualified guys who really know boxing as you might hope.
Bernstein himself is a better play-by-play guy, and the Bernstein/Steve Farhood team I've seen a few times has been terrific. Shobox's Nick Charles is better than Johnson by a fair bit. If Steve Albert wanted to come back (there were doubts he was really as willing to step down as he made it out), that'd be an easy decision if I were in charge.
What do you think? Am I way off base here? Have you enjoyed Gus calling boxing?
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Props to SC for writing this. About time someone called this out.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
I guess I’m in the minority here. I agree he isn’t very good at boxing commentary, but at least he can string sentences to gether as opposed to Lennox Lewis who is truly incompetent and awful. I suppose it’s because All Bernstein is so good that I don’t notice Johnson all that much. I must just tune him out.
You might just enjoy him well enough. I mean that’s no crime. I don’t, but I’m genuinely curious as to what other people think of him. Trying to see if the audience is split, if most don’t like him, if most do, whatever.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by SC on Feb 7, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Part of the problem is that there aren't too many good boxing play by play guys
There are the other guys already on Showtime, which is great if they go to one of them (I agree that Johnson is the worst of that bunch). Charlie Steiner has his long-term gig with the Dodgers. Col. Bob Sheridan isn’t really any better than Johnson. Tessitore and Kenny are tied to ESPN. Whoever GBP has been using for their smaller cards has been horrible, and the guys Top Rank is using for their FSN cards aren’t great either. The guys who work the Integrated PPVs are way the heck worse than Johnson. The guy who worked the Main Events card last night was actually really good and about as descriptive as I’ve heard a blow by blow announcer get in a while, but I didn’t even catch his name.
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Whoever GBP has been using for their smaller cards has been horrible
Is it Barry Tompkins? He’s awful.
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by SC on Feb 7, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
He is the worse boxing announcer in history. Can you feel me on this? Well, can you?
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 7, 2010 11:06 AM EST reply actions
He’s better than Robert Flores, but then Robert Flores doesn’t have a consistent boxing gig.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by SC on Feb 7, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Repeat Post
He is the worse boxing announcer in history. Can you feel me on this? Well, can you?
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with Scott on this one
Robert Flores was far worse. And that Keith Hernandez soundalike who called Haye-Valuev was a lot worse as well.
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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Gus is alright. I agree Boxing doesn’t come naturally to him. But he tries. I noticed he starting to give a little more back ground on the fighters. Something he didn’t do in the beginning. Which means he must be researching them a bit. Which is a good thing. Yes he tends to get over excited. But so do Lampley and Tessitore. I got no problem with that. The problem with Gus, I think is his knowledge of the sport. He doesn’t know it as much as someone in his position should know it. And it’s noticeable. So everything he says sounds second hand. Like he’s being told what to say. When he’s unsure he goes back to what he’s comfortable with. Which is his college basketball style. Which is why you get a lot of “oohs”. He learning the sport will benefit him a lot.
If a man ain't found something worth dying for. He ain't fit to live.
I think if you are being paid to commentate on boxing,the least you can do is research the boxers’ background,etc,so you actually sound like you know what you are talking about.
Surely part of the job reqiurement.
by Matt (Yorkshire) on Feb 7, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Good point. That’s why Gus thought Valero was tiring when he had his mouth open. No reserach. Ugh!
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
AS MUCH AS I LOVE BOXING
I’d have to say if there was ever a scenario where Gus and Max Kellerman were ever paired up together,..I may just quit and turn in my super fan card. Lennox sucks too but he gets a little pass cause he was a former fighter. Gus’ comment about Mayweather and Pac last nite showed he may have never in fact viewed PBF’s list of opponents, citing Floyds 0 as the reason hes the best in the game today. If ya’ look at it like that Spadafora should be #1, hes 43-0. Peace!!
I agree Lennox is terrible and either just repeats what someone else has already said or uses 30 words when 4 would have done and states the obvious.
I always give credit to the mostly knowledgable US commentary teams but i must admit they have fallen off a bit in recent years.
My favourite time was when Lampley,Merchant(at his best) and Steward were all on HBO PPV together in the 90’s-early 00’s.
Showtime was good with Steve Albert,Steve Farhood,Al Bernstein and Nick Charles.
I also like Teddy Atlas (especially for his unintentionally funny analogies) and Colonel Bob Sheridan has impressed me at times with his insight.
by Matt (Yorkshire) on Feb 7, 2010 12:30 PM EST reply actions
I have no real opinion either way;
But this is one of the best written articles I’ve seen in ages. You’ve convinced me at any rate….
GUS JOHNSON MUST DIE!!
Some people are acting like Pacquiao should be expected to have just gone, "Yeah sure, let’s do something I’ve never done before because your dad made some dumbass baseless comment."
(SC, 28/12/09; http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/12/27/1221143/mayweather-pacquiao-update-bob#comments)
nobody “screams” better than lampley. i enjoyed gus’ enthusiasm (since i don’t watch march madness the taylor-froch fight was the first time i’ve heard of him), but like you said it was a bit forced. at least when lampley “screams” or goes insane he still manages to deliver some great lines while johnson is just doing a normal play-by-play but in a screaming voice
The Dude Abides
by battle axe of doom on Feb 7, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions
BIG RIGHT HAND!!!!!!!!
The Seattle Times linked to my website in June 2009. I wasn't aware of this until January 2010.
lol
you know what i mean. lampley dominates your soul, and you know it G
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Feb 8, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Meh. I’ve hardly noticed him. He neither bothers me nor excites me. I voted “C.”
Boxing writer: "Iran, what are you going to do when you retire?"
Iran Barkley: "Rob your house"
An expression of apathy
Sort of a New York thing
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LMAO
And Schaivello too…
Ricky Hatton came closer to beating Manny Pacquiao than Marquez did to beating Floyd.
-SC
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 8, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
He was at his absolute worst
when he tried to sound like he knew something about boxing, It = a Sarah Palin foreign policy moment. No amount of tutoring can save the day.
He had DeMarco waiting for Valero to tire and then he would take over. Wht an imbecile. At least do some research on the fighters and study their tapes. In between, he kept singing the praises of Dirrell???? Another fighter he doesn’t understand is Vic Darchyan. Seconds before Vic starched Mijares, he had Vic “hurt and holding on.” This guy should never be allowed to announce a boxing match again. He is an insult to the sport and to those who remenver Jimmy Powers and Don Dunphy.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
He s indeed.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Problem
I think SC nailed the problem late in the column, saying that boxing is really a niche sport. Therefore there are a lot of announcers that get brought in from other sports and they are just terrible (Why is Joe Buck announcing football?). A number of times last night my friends and I got really annoyed by Gus, which I am guessing is the impetus for this column (Gus was terrible last night, absolutely awful kinds of bad).
The solution to this problem is actually just having more boxing on TV, which is already happening. The announcers on FSN aren’t all that good but its at least a start. There needs to be a career path available to move up in the boxing announcing ranks, and unfortunately that really only exists in Europe.
Europe?
We have some pretty bad commentators/pundits over here in England too,imo:-
Steve Holdsworth (Eurosport)
Steve Bunce (Formerly Setanta,BBC Radio 5)
Jim Watt (Sky)
John Rawling (ITV)
Richie Woodhall (BBC)
are all either very annoying or just make bad calls (or both) as far as i am concerned.
I know some like Bunce and Rawling but i think Bunce is just an annoying Union Jack waver and Rawling doesn’t always do his homework and just seems like he is there for the payday at times.
We also have some good ones though in:-
Barry McGuigan (ITV)
Ian Darke (Sky)
Glenn McCrory (Sky)
Duke Mckenzie (ITV)
Whether you like or dislike these guys the fact is that most of them did at least come from a boxing background,apart from Rawling and Darke (as far as i know).
I mention this in relation to waldo commenting on the fact that a lot of these new American guys aren’t really boxing guys.
McCrory,Holdsworth,Watt,Woodhall,McGuigan,McKenzie all boxed pro and Bunce boxed as an amateur.
by Matt (Yorkshire) on Feb 7, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions
Ian Darke is absolutely great on both soccer and boxing.
The Seattle Times linked to my website in June 2009. I wasn't aware of this until January 2010.
I would disagree
Different strokes…
"Honey i forgot to duck" - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Feb 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
I don’t think Bunce is too bad, personally. I like his punditry more than his commentry, but I don’t mind him calling the fight.
I really really dislike Spencer Oliver. I heard him call a fight once and had to turn off the volume. His ‘analysis’ is fucking awful too. Some of the stuff he said about Cotto straight after the Margarito fight (‘wondering’ whether or not Cotto was a built up myth, or at least implying as much) made me want to spit. He is top of my “photo on a dartboard” list… if I ever buy a dartboard….
Some people are acting like Pacquiao should be expected to have just gone, "Yeah sure, let’s do something I’ve never done before because your dad made some dumbass baseless comment."
(SC, 28/12/09; http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/12/27/1221143/mayweather-pacquiao-update-bob#comments)
Just another reason why Lampley is a roman god when it comes to announcing.
I will say… I just don’t like Gus because he is talking out of his ass and goes over the top when it isn’t needed esp in dull fights.
You want someone who is a great announcer… Al Michaels. You know… the Miracle on Ice guy… the guy who called the War between Hearns and Hagler.
It is a shame that he doesn’t do boxing anymore.
"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."
al michaels is a legend of the commentating game
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Feb 8, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe that random guy who was in studio for the FNF card last night can get a shot. We liked him well enough.
I didn't care for him
He was like a parody of a studio sportscaster. He should be in Mishawaka/South Bend.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by SC on Feb 7, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
This column needed to be written and you did a great job with it.
I may be old fashioned but for me the #1 responsibility for the pbp guy is to accurately describe what is going on in the ring. I don’t feel like he does this which is distracting.
In the first fight last night, almost intermittently, he would say things like “Gutierrez is starting to come on” when really he was just continuing to be dominated. In the main event, every DeMarco jab was a life altering event while he pretty much ignored the vicious combos and power shots landing on DeMarco’s head.
I’ve always said that Nick Charles is the best blow by blow guy out there and I still believe that. Honest, accurate and, in his own way, does a good job of building up a fight. He’s almost the anti-Gus Johnson. And if I was Showtime that is what I would be looking for.
Bingo!
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
All he does is to turn it up to 11

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."
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“And when Gus calls MMA, I feel he does a competent enough job, though bigger MMA fans than myself might well disagree. I don’t know for sure.”
No he’s horrible commentating MMA too. He called Seth Petruzelli beating Kimbo “one of the biggest upsets in the sports history”. Disgusting.
Not to mention since he doesn’t really know any of the techniques used in MMA his partner Mauro Renallo ends up doing most of the actual pbp work..
He called Seth Petruzelli beating Kimbo "one of the biggest upsets in the sports history".
Well…we all make mistakes.
Not to mention since he doesn’t really know any of the techniques used in MMA his partner Mauro Renallo ends up doing most of the actual pbp work..
You know what, maybe that’s why I don’t mind Gus in MMA. Mauro can be corny but he knows his stuff. Gus is basically just a color commentator with Mauro in the booth. Bernstein is used to working with guys that know what they’re talking about so maybe he’s just giving Gus too much time to…talk.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by SC on Feb 8, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions
Not to mention since he doesn’t really know any of the techniques used in MMA his partner Mauro Renallo ends up doing most of the actual pbp work..
Can’t be said often enough. As bad as Gus is, I assume he knows the names of the punches in boxing. In MMA he often confuses the names of holds, and clearly doesn’t understand the difference between chokes and strangles. Its painful to listen to…
Ricky Hatton came closer to beating Manny Pacquiao than Marquez did to beating Floyd.
-SC
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 8, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Also really bugged me last night: Gus weighing in on the Pacquiao-Mayweather P4P debate. Normally I don’t care what people say, but I think the absolute sole basis of his reasoning is that Mayweather is undefeated, and that’s dumb.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
By that reckoning, Chris Arreola is better than Manny, P4P.....
Some people are acting like Pacquiao should be expected to have just gone, "Yeah sure, let’s do something I’ve never done before because your dad made some dumbass baseless comment."
(SC, 28/12/09; http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/12/27/1221143/mayweather-pacquiao-update-bob#comments)
Even the worst major broadcasters are pretty good at their jobs, except maybe Thom Brennaman, who gives me gas every time he calls a game I watch.
Hilarious. I’m in Cincinnati and am a Reds nut. I get the displeasure of (as we call him) tHom on a regular basis. What’s funny is that he’s not even the biggest jackass in his own family. His dad used to be a great PBP man, but now he’s unraveled into a bitter, sniping old man. At the very least, tHom becomes immediately more tolerable when he’s not doing a game with Tim Tebow involved.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
It seems like there’s a real shortage of good play-by-play announcers these days, in any sport. That Joe Buck is a lead national network announcer in two different sports is a sign of this. It’s rare that I hear anyone under the age of 60 whom I really enjoy listening to.
Joe Buck is an assclown
Honestly, I just think that either the networks or the general public just has bad taste. It makes me sick to my stomach when I see that dolts like Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver can get long-term contracts to the biggest networks. Just because someone was a great athlete, doesn’t mean they’ll be a great broadcaster.
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by Brickhaus on Feb 8, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Assclown!!
Why do you punish me by making me spit drink all over the place? What have I ever done to you?!!
Have a rec, simply for making me projectile spurt Sprite across the University Library…..
Some people are acting like Pacquiao should be expected to have just gone, "Yeah sure, let’s do something I’ve never done before because your dad made some dumbass baseless comment."
(SC, 28/12/09; http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/12/27/1221143/mayweather-pacquiao-update-bob#comments)
Why does Gus have this thing for Andre Dirrell?
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 9:46 AM EST reply actions
Probably because he's never seen Dirrell-Stevens
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Uh oh
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't he?
Some people are acting like Pacquiao should be expected to have just gone, "Yeah sure, let’s do something I’ve never done before because your dad made some dumbass baseless comment."
(SC, 28/12/09; http://www.badlefthook.com/2009/12/27/1221143/mayweather-pacquiao-update-bob#comments)
More like a rabbit….
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
This thread is a great catharsis
It’s helping me purge myself of Gus Johnson whose summary dismissal I have been urging for several months.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 1:35 PM EST reply actions
I don’t know if I think Johnson is quite as bad as you all say. But by that, I only mean that I’d grade him as a D announcer, not as an F announcer.
I imagine the conversation at the Showtime board meeting where they decided to replace Albert with Johnson was similar to that meeting where they decided to add Poochy to The Itchy and Scratchy Show.
Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a dog who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.
Krusty: So he’s proactive, huh?
Lady: Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
Meyer: Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? [backpedaling] Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that. [pause] I’m fired, aren’t I?
Myers: Oh, yes.
by taco pal on Feb 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
AAaargh
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Feb 8, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions

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