Many of my fans have been wondering where I’ve been since my fight against Vitali Klitschko, so I just want to let them know that the Kingpin is back and looking to conqueror the heavyweight division in 2010. First off, most of you don’t realize that I suffered a torn bicep in the 2nd round of my fight against Vitali and still I was able to go the distance with a man who has stopped almost everyone that he’s been in there against. I make no excuses, my fight against Vitali wasn’t my best performance but I think that I showed that I belonged in the ring fighting for the world title. Vitali never layed hand on me, while I was able to bust him open. If I was at my best that night, who knows what might have happened?
Press release from Kevin "Safety Pin" Johnson. For its comedic value more than anything.
almost 2 years ago
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Stop
just stop
“I was able to bust him open”
He landed what 10 power punches the whole fight?
Vitali may have busted a gut laughing backstage afterwards, to be fair.
by Verklemptomaniac on Mar 10, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Many of my fans …
My exact reaction. Kevin Johnson has fans?
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion
by The Kittitas Kid on Mar 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
This is the funniest press release ever.
Either he’s an absolute moron, or he has one heck of a sense of humour. Reckon I’m gonna go with the former…
"The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic"
Unreal.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant"
---Vernon Forrest 2006
by The Midnight Rambler on Mar 10, 2010 8:04 PM EST reply actions
Who knows what would of happened?
I do. He would of ran around the ring staying as far away from Vitali as possible while staying within the ring and then have a press confrence saying how great he did…..Oh wait that did happen
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Ali
i wonder if there is a gif of vitali’s horrible attempt at a taunt
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST reply actions
that wasn't horrible
That was the absolute highlight of the fight. Johnson kept taunting so Vitali just insulted him by acting like an idiot. He was also at the same time basically daring Johnson to show some brass and throw a punch, which of course he did not.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by Scott Christ on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
well i’m not saying it was a deplorable act by vitali, but come on let’s be honest here it was hilariously bad. i literally lol’d when i saw it because of how awkward it looked
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
I know what you meant, but I thought it was hilariously awesome. Then again I think everything Vitali does is awkward so maybe that didn’t stuck out so much for me.
Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."
by Scott Christ on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
I think he was trying to make people laugh
I wouldn’t be suprised if Pac turned out to be the incredible hulk in a very good disguise. - Sigidy
by Drunken cutman on Mar 11, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
I haven't
heard a single person wonder about where Johnson has been.
Or where he’s going to be.
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