Amir Khan is currently having some visa issues and is also reportedly involved in some sort of moronic "sex scandal" because he sent some explicit text messages to a model of some sort, but May 15 opponent Paulie Malignaggi has some encouraging words for him on that one on his official Twitter:
"I heard about your sex scandal, don't trip. We have all been guilty of sending dirty text messages, bro. When you're at the top, everyone wants you to crumble. Keep it moving!"
I get why people find him irritating, but Paulie Malignaggi really amuses the hell out of me.
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That really is amusing. What’s more, I think Paulie is actually mean that sincerely, as if taking a “time out” from all the trash-talking.
A Paulie text message sample:
“Girl, I’d love to hit that. I promise I won’t hurt you. No, I mean it. I literally can’t hurt you.”
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
by Pops Daniels on May 4, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“I’d hit that like the fist of a benevolent, pacifistic God.”
by Verklemptomaniac on May 4, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
how about
I’ll be relatively fast and you won’t feel a thing.
by cyke on May 4, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Cyke wins!
That was hilarity.
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on May 4, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Outfits, hair, demeanor, vocal timbre and facial expressions.
In short, aesthetics. I do not know the man personally.
A Pete Rose by any other name would still smell of cheap hookers and pinetar.
Have you ever visited Jersey?
Brooklyn or certain parts of New England? Everyone’s like that around there. He could be on the second season of Jersey Shore.
I'm embarassed to say...
… I never missed one episode of Jersey Shore.
It was such a guilty pleasure. Almost like going to the zoo and seeing some strange, strange animals in their natural habitat.
Call me a hick, but that northeast/jersey thing I just can not grasp.
I want to see some studies type on these species. What becomes of them later in life?
"Yes Gina, I am a Wise Cracker"
are they employable? What’s the life-expectancy? Does an aging Jersey creature continue to “act” or “be” “that” way?
"Yes Gina, I am a Wise Cracker"
The hair gets higher, the voice gets deeper, skin gets oranger and the pants get tighter. Eventually you wind up with something that looks like this:
Instead of the apple, try to imagine some poor sucker’s credit card there.
"My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves."
-- Fritzie Zivic
by jrok on May 4, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Paulie’s great – such a character. And I get the impression he’s not a bad dude.
"Yes Gina, I am a Wise Cracker"
He seemed like a nice guy when I met him
Not too many fighters out there willing to talk about what’s going on in boxing generally with random fans…
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It seems like every fight there is some sort of malfunction with him. One time he hurt his hand. Then there was the hair that had to be cut in the corner. Didn’t he have his shorts falling down in the last fight? What will happen this time?
Every fighter has a game plan until he get's punched in the mouth.
-Mike
His hands turn to dust mid fight?
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on May 4, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
what will happen
not what he was born with
by Sweet science on May 4, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
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