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Worst fight poster.  Ever.

about 2 years ago Aki_hair_cropped_tiny Brickhaus 42 comments 2 recs  | 

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for some reason I want to watch that fight now

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by J Theory on May 5, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hrrrrm. It is slightly busy.

On the other hand, nice use of neon pastel pink and baby blue. Really gives off that Debbie Gibson "Electric Youth" vibe, which is so critical when you are trying to sell a fistfight. It could use some more bubbles over that irrelevant West Ham United bullshit in the background, though. Then maybe throw in a rainbow and one of those "Hang in There" cats and you got something.

B-

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by jrok on May 5, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

that is the most abominable thing i have ever seen

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by battle axe of doom on May 5, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

that is pretty awful. I would like to see the fight though, it’s not going to be available in the U.S.A. though, is it?

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by BloodMeridian on May 5, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Makes my eyes itchy.

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by Ubernoober on May 5, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks awesome.

It looks like an invitation to a bachellorette party. hahaha.

by Anton Tabuena on May 5, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you should come over here and make posters for our bigger events. Your stuff’s great, especially that Aldo Faber poster.

"Yes Gina, I am a Wise Cracker"

by lcollins1 on May 6, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks man.

Glad you like them. I’m not sure that is BLH’s style though, since they usually use a table with the tale of the tape…or if SC would even like to see those.

by Anton Tabuena on May 7, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey yeah!

Even the hammers are sparkling. Good catch.

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by Donna on May 5, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really does. There’s no getting around it.

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by Scott Christ on May 5, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy.

Looks like the cover of some bad S & M video.

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by Donna on May 5, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hot

My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.

-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)

by loboplata on May 5, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like an invite to a Baltimore rave circa 1994.

DJ E-MOTIONAL, BUBBA SLACKS & ROJ JAM @ MIDNIGHT MASS GO BONG GO FU!!!

"My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves."
-- Fritzie Zivic

by jrok on May 5, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Kevin “Sparklehammer” Mitchell has a ring to it.

by Nick_ on May 6, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I can understand the cheesy bubbles

I can understand the goofy hammers

I can even understand the eye-melting colour scheme

But why on earth does he have to look like he’s got one of those hammers stuck up his arse?

by thirdslip on May 6, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

that’s the real crowning jewel isn’t it. What the fuck is up with Mitchell’s mouth?

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by lcollins1 on May 6, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugliest poster i've ever seen

Kevin Mitchell agrees, based on his facial expression
Katsidis too ashamed to show his face, opts for the helmet.

by garapataman on May 6, 2010 2:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Photographer: “Kevin, show me you war face!”

Mitchell: “Bleuerrghhh…”

Photographer: “…”

Mitchell: “That was shit, wasn’t it?”

Photographer: “Yep.”

Mitchell: “Shall I try again?”

Photographer: “Please don’t.”

by Falstaff on May 6, 2010 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

YOUNG MAN, THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN, I SAID
YOUNG MAN, PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND, I SAID…

by taco pal on May 6, 2010 10:28 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

That’s just the worst poster ever. Like it looks like the power rangers are set to do battle

by Hellrazer on May 6, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

This poster is epic

This poster screams “Gay S&M club advert.” At least you can’t fault Katsidis for this mess.

There are 3 things in this poster that don’t make any sense whatsoever.
1. Bubbles – Why are they bubbles in my boxing? This isn’t peanut butter and chocolate here, these two things don’t mix.
2. Mitchell what are you doing? What is that face for? Why is your eyebrow raised and your tongue out?
3. Why are there sparks coming from the hammers? Is Mitchell’s chest so manly that sparks fly out when the hammers touch it?

Too much WTF, too little time.

by Waldo Rastel on May 6, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

really – Kat can barely be connected with this POS

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by lcollins1 on May 6, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the fact that he’s, you know, wearing a hoplite helmet.

by Nick_ on May 6, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s probably a capture from one of his fights. I’m guessing he didn’t actually pose for this poster.

Which makes it only a little better. He looks ridiculous during his fights too. Like Marvin the Martian.

by taco pal on May 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a capture. It’s used frequently.

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by Scott Christ on May 6, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically, bubbles are the traditional symbol of West Ham (as well as hammers, obviously)

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by Oli Goldstein on May 6, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks for West Ham

"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on May 6, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Ham_United_F.C.#Supporters

The team’s supporters are famous for their rendition of the chorus of their team’s anthem, “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” introduced to the club by former manager Charlie Paynter in the late 1920s. At the time, a Pears soap commercial featuring the curly haired child in the Millais “Bubbles” painting who resembled a player Billy J. “Bubbles” Murray in a local schoolboy team of Park School for whom the headmaster Cornelius Beal coined singing the tune “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” with amended lyrics.

by taco pal on May 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bubbles – Why are they bubbles in my boxing? This isn’t peanut butter and chocolate here, these two things don’t mix

Basically West ham have a famous song

hopefully that link works

by Sweet science on May 8, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it didnt

if your interested search youtube for west ham blowing bubbles

by Sweet science on May 8, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soundtrack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myecXWcyYPA&feature=related

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by Brickhaus on May 7, 2010 8:25 AM EDT reply actions  

What have you done to my ears?!

I switched my Beethoven off to listen to that…

"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey

by Drunken cutman on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one is probablyl more fitting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnZ3hy7Pk4A

My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.

-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)

by loboplata on May 8, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah…

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on May 7, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope mitchell gets

knocked out. Just because of this poster. What in the hell is he doing and why did he think that would be good?

by tylerrcurtis on May 10, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no

but he still made that horrible ass face. just bad.

by tylerrcurtis on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

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