As you may have heard by now, Roy Jones Jr will be dragging himself back into the ring on December 10 in Atlanta, facing Max Alexander (14-5-2, 2 KO) in a club fight that happens to have a famous guy in it. Here's the promo video for the show, and after that, I'll try to transcribe it the way I heard it in my head.
THE LEGEND. THE GREAT. ROY JONES JR.
THE RESURRECTION!
HE'S BACK! LIVE IN ATLANTA, DE-CEMBER THE 10TH IN A 10-ROUND CRUISERWEIGHT BOUT AGAINST MAX ALEXANDER!
HE'S BACK! HE'S COMIN' STRONG!
HE'S COMIN' FAST! HE'S COMIN' QUICK!
AND HE'S COMIN' TO TAKE HIS POUND-FOR-POUND TITLE BACK!
ROY JONES JR.!
COMIN' FOR THE FIRST TIME TO THE CAPITAL OF THE SOUTH!
ATLANTA, GEORGIA.
DON'T MISS THIS ONE! COME SEE IT LIVE OR WATCH IT LIVE ON INTERNET PAY-PER-VIEW!
I think that's about how I heard it. There are other, far better fights on TV that night (Khan vs Peterson), but if you're crazy enough that you must see Roy Jones Jr "look good" against Max Alexander, I understand it will only be $9.99 or something.
The fight poster is after the jump.
THE RESURRECTION!
HE'S COMIN' FAST! HE'S COMIN' QUICK!
AND HE'S COMIN' TO TAKE HIS POUND-FOR-POUND TITLE BACK! 
ATLANTA, GEORGIA. 



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