Sugar Ray Leonard would like to fight Charlie Sheen for charity. (Photo by Jason Smith/Getty Images for NASCAR)
For charity! Yes, for charity. Sugar Ray Leonard wants to fight Charlie Sheen for charity:
"I'd like to fight Charlie Sheen," Leonard said. "Apparently, I punched him in the belly a few years back. I saw him a couple of weeks ago, and that's what he told me. We were messing around, and I guess I showed him who's boss. I don't remember it, though, so I'd like to punch him again. I figure I'd have the upper hand in that fight."
I don't know if Sugar Ray Leonard actually punched Charlie Sheen in the stomach, but given the source (Sheen), I have my doubts. As Sheen has at times seemed to confuse his career with that of some respected actor, he may also have confused himself with Danny Bonaduce, who Leonard did once punch in quite hilarious fashion:
Now that's fun for everybody, right? It beats Dancing with the Stars, anyway. At least one of the annoying quasi-celebrities got punched. (I actually don't mind Bonaduce since he backdropped that dork from Survivor.)