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Is there any sport better than boxing when it comes to nicknames? Boxing nicknames, many of which are alarmingly indistinguishable from WWE fare, can be categorized in any number of ways, such as:

  • Euphonius (Jersey Joe Walcott)
  • Oxymoronic (Merciless Ray Mercer)
  • Overstated (Michael "Second To" Nunn)
  • Iconic (Gentleman Jim); and
  • Unnecessary (Big George Foreman).

Simpler still, they typically fall into one of three broad types:

  • Nicknames that lead (Iron Mike Tyson)
  • Those that form a middle name (Darnell "The Ding-a-Ling Man" Wilson); and
  • Appellations that stand alone (The Atomic Bull)

Needless to say, Oliver McCall, the aforementioned Atomic Bull, would have been far better dubbed The China Syndrome, but I digress.

Choosing your favorite boxing nickname is akin to choosing the prettiest woman at a beauty contest. It's impossible, subjective, and arbitrary . . . yet it must be done! Please cast your vote for the best in show below and share any gems that are missing.

Poll
Who's the fairest of them all?
Sweet Pea Whitaker
3 votes
Boogaloo Watts
1 votes
Bazooka Limon
0 votes
Boom Boom Mancini
0 votes
Sugar Ray Robinson
5 votes
Smokin' Joe Frazier
5 votes
Macho Camacho
0 votes
Tony "Two Ton" Galento
0 votes
James "Bonecrusher" Smith
2 votes
John "The Beast" Mugabi
0 votes
Mike "The Body Snatcher" McCallum
3 votes
Hands of Plaster (Antonio Margarito)
3 votes
The Brown Bomber (Joe Louis)
1 votes
The Nigerian Nightmare (Samuel Peter)
1 votes
El Terrible (Erik Morales)
6 votes
The Manassa Mauler (Jack Dempsey)
2 votes
The Wild Bull of the Pampas (Luis Firpo)
1 votes
The Baby-Faced Assassin (Marco Antonio Barrera)
2 votes
The Bayonne Bleeder (Chuck Wepner)
2 votes
None of the above. See my write-in vote in the comments section below.
2 votes

39 votes | Poll has closed

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Larry

The WAAARRRRR MACHINEEEE

Olibewemo…. (Big English HW)

by Sweet science on Jan 28, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

Chop Chop Corley, Boom Boom Mancini, Marcus “Too Much” Johnson.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else--James Thurber, 1939

by BoxAnne on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

Anthony Small had a ridiculous nickname too

Boxrec has it as this
Sugar Ray Clay Jones Jr.

However I am sure there was an extended version before one of his fights (He then pulled a performance Audley would be proud of)

And on Audley

A-FORCE

by Sweet science on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

The beast from the east is defiantley unnesesary (Valuev)

by Sweet science on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

The Brown Bomber never fails to amuse me. Awesome name

It's not the creed, religion nor the nationality that counts, but the man himself

by Bald-Eagle on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 AM EST reply actions  

Hold My Beer Hicks
Swamp Donkey Richards

Bad Left Hook
"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."

by Scott Christ on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 AM EST reply actions  

Lol!

That’s what I’m talking about. Might as well add Jerry “Wimpy” Halstead and the Count of Monte Fisto (Apollo Creed).

by ShrinkRap on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Wilde

an ATG fighter with an ATG nickname, “The Ghost with the Hammer in his Hand” (as mentioned on another fanpost further up).
Also known as “The Mighty Atom”.

by Matt Mosley on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

Henry “the lamp post cleaner” Akinwande.

by Phill on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

LOL Phil Check out Jimmy McLarnins nicknames

Less politically correct times ……… I reckon you’d get pinched for racial viliofication and or a hate crime if you tried using nicknames like that nowadays . Reminds me a bit of Mick " the pom killer " Katsides lol although the last Brit he fought beat him . Cheers Everyone .http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_McLarnin

by JC40 on Jan 30, 2012 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

" Wimpy" Haalsted ( spell check ) probably had the worst nickname for a heavyweight ever hehe. I always thought Davarrel ( ? spellcheck ) Williamson’s " touch of sleep " was a good un. Manos de Piedra aka Hands of stone for Duran was a goodun. I always like Bazooka Limon – Quartey too. The executioner is a great nickname even though post age 40 its completely unsuitable for BHops . Take it easy everyone : ) .

by JC40 on Jan 30, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Haha!!
I was actually going to suggest Bernard ‘the sleeping pill’ Hopkins a bit earlier, but decided against it!! But, seeing As you mentioned him…

by Phill on Jan 30, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL mate , give the old buzzard a break hahahaha. He was a human sleeping pill in these fight ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlGxqquQvI . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkbX4ihZVg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMrUjnmnvM&feature=related blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7w7k177Sv8&feature=related Enjoy amigo ;-)

by JC40 on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

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