Someone Tries To Rob Mike Tyson
by Waldo Rastel on Jan 6, 2012 3:19 AM EST
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In one of the most brain dead stories of the day, TMZ is reporting that an intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. Tyson was asleep at the time when the intruder was rustling around with a flashlight. Mike awoke shortly after the break-in started and the intruder fled quite quickly. Apparently the intruder didn't steal anything from Iron Mike. The intruder probably realized that he was robbing Mike Tyson who is crazy and then promptly ran away. Unless it was a person who was trying to reenact "The Hangover" but then figured out that Mike Tyson does not always have a tiger.
I have no idea how things like this actually happen. First off there are security guards at the elevator to prevent people who are not hotel guests from even getting into the part of the hotel where the guest rooms are located. Next the person would somehow need to get past the electronic key card reader that keeps the door locked. It is pretty easy to get in if you have a special metal thing to fit under the door and then use the doorknob from the inside. There are some videos on YouTube if you want to know how to do that. However you would have to sneak the metal piece past the security people at the elevator.
This whole story is very strange and it got me to thinking what would be the worst boxers to rob. I think mine would have to be Marcos Maidana. I feel like he would absolutely hunt me down and completely destroy me. He has that killer instinct and a very big mean streak. Maybe Victor Ortiz because he is completely insane and he would head butt me into oblivion. Who would be your worst nightmare?
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"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer"
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Yeah but the only reason you’d be robbing James Kirkland is because he robbed you first…
I better see Liston somewhere on this list…
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Ann Wolfe
Either she’d kick my ass or she’d make me endure her training routine. Either way, no thanks.
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Ike Ikeabuchi is a good one
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
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LOL!
You Ortiz comment in the post made me LOL in the Library and get some dirty looks… Thanks scott!
Margarito With loaded gloves, one crazy eye, and the satan beard would be up there for me. He just looks pure evil!
Ann Wolfe!
A man would have to be completely suicidal to try and steal anything from Ann Wolfe. She scares me. In fact, I’m extremely curious about the dude that got her pregnant. It’s hard to believe she would let any dude touch her.
Oh this is a great question.
Bringing up Ann Wolfe is great, and I think I’d agree, it just seems you’d be in for a lifetime of hurt if you ever wronged that women.
I think Butterbean would be a bad mark – once you broke in, I’d imagine the smell would just be awful and incapacitating.
by Gjiospjgofdjsoi Feruiowjfirej on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 AM EST reply actions
Shiver me timbers, there are loads. Here’s just a random sprinkling. In no particular order:
Serious Harm/Injury Never Leave Abode Alive
Gypsy John Fury Carlos Monzon
Jeff Fenech Graciano Rocchigiani
Roger Mayweather Axel Schulz
Arturo Gatti James Toney (Circa ’91)
And not forgetting Eric “Murder” Mitchell and his charming brother Aaron “Homicide”.
Mitch Green
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
-- Vernon Forrest (1971-2009)
You men this Mitch Green?
I think I would break into his crib. LOL
That's ayepper
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
-- Vernon Forrest (1971-2009)
you beast (mispelling intended) me to the punch-pun intended
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
-- Vernon Forrest (1971-2009)
Butterbean while he was eating
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
-- Vernon Forrest (1971-2009)
Manny Pacquiao’s house while holding broccoli from a rival supplier
by whypunchrabbits? on Jan 6, 2012 10:07 AM EST reply actions
That is frickin hilarious
by Gjiospjgofdjsoi Feruiowjfirej on Jan 6, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
All I know is that whether I got away with money or not, Bob Arum would still find a way to get paid.
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Ron Lyle. Guy was big, mean, and had two deaths on his hands (one of which he did time for, one which was ruled self-defense).
by Verklemptomaniac on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM EST reply actions
Don King/ Killed two that we know about.
"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
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"If you sit there and watch a person take about an hour to tie his shoestrings, then you realize that whatever problems you got ain't that significant."
-- Vernon Forrest (1971-2009)
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