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A SHOCKING! report by Sky Sports has REVEALED! that the MYSTERIOUS! man in a HAT! at the Amir Khan vs Lamont Peterson fight CONTROVERSY! was an IBF official - in a HAT! mind you!
[Richard] Schaefer refused to name the man, saying he had been advised not to do so by lawyers, but claimed the footage was "astonishing and shocking".
The Golden Boy chief executive said the man was an IBF official, but not one assigned to the fight and claimed he should not have been ringside.
"The right thing to do is declare a no-contest. There's enough controversy to warrant a no-contest decision. In any case, both governing bodies should order a re-match and the fighters can settle things in the ring."
Astonishing! Shocking! "PLEASE give us a rematch? Please? It looks like Peterson isn't going to give us what we want so could someone make him?" Oh the injustice! Maybe if this doesn't work, Amir can scour the video looking for some other excuse for his 50 shoves and his constant inability to handle pressure.