Here's the First Look at Miguel Cotto's camp for HBO 24/7, leading up to his May 5 fight with Floyd Mayweather Jr, live on pay-per-view from Vegas' MGM Grand. After the jump, I will treat you to every thought I have while very tiredly watching this thing. What a joy for you.

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• The 24/7 horn startled my cats.
• Miguel's English continues to improve.
• Man, Bryan has lost some weight. Did he get gastro or something?
• LOOK AT THAT LITTLE DOG
• Is Miguel's wife wearing curtains?
• One of these days, I want to hit a tire with something metal. That seems fun.
• Bryan calling for the upset. Well, if anyone would know.
• Miguel not so much. He will "do the best he can." That's not a ringing self-endorsement.

And there's another short preview video we've gone over. Miguel's wife wore curtains and Bryan Perez made the boldest statement. 24/7 debuts on April 14.