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Some Linguistic Assistance for Mauro Ranallo

It's poetry! Poetry, I say! Or so Mauro Ranallo implies, many times, during every fight he covers. I know the tradition of referring to rounds as "stanzas" precedes Mauro Ranallo's, um ... emphatic (?) efforts, but Mauro insists on this with noteworthy persistence.

As long as we're using divisional markers from unrelated fields, here are a few suggestions for Mauro to mix it up a little:

After three chapters, so-and-so is still writing the novel in this altercation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the sixth movement, and this symphony is just beginning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a 10th canto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This epic is now in the championship rounds!!!!!!

What a brilliant fourth episode this mini-series has just evinced!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the fourth act in this play, and Hamlet has finally emerged. Is it time to be? Or not to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Moving from the second to the third panel of this series of paintings, you just have to wonder how many more canvases will be painted in this diptych??!!!!!!!!!

This pop song is just getting underway, but already you have to ponder how many more verses this songbird can croon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's only the fourth trick in this magic show, but you really have to wonder if the heavyweight can pull a rabbit out of his hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure there are other possibilities.

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