50 Cent: Mikey Garcia's so boring, I fell asleep, and he's a woman, OH SNAP!

Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

50 Cent is so funny I fell off my dinosaur. Wait I got that wrong.

Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, rapper-"actor"-"boxing promoter"-entrepreneur of note, says that he was so bored by Mikey Garcia's win over Juan Carlos Burgos last night that he fell asleep:

"I'm here to pick a fight. I make it hard for them. I make them uncomfortable. Mikey is a beautiful woman. She wore the blue trunks for us with the wings. We're ready to fight, we're ready to go to L.A. They may not be sure if they want him back on the network, because he just put us to sleep in here...don't forget that."

"Fiddy" may have fallen asleep, and maybe that's just talk, but this is also the guy who has promoted Billy Dib and, you know, the allegedly exciting Yuriorkis Gamboa, so he knows a thing or two about boring fights. If anyone knows how to fall asleep at a boxing event he supposedly has some interest in, it's 50 Cent.

Also that was a pretty bro-tastic dig about how Mikey is a WOMAN!!! Like, some kind of bitch and not even a man, right, guys!??! Hey, anyone wanna compare penises? Let's play swords!

Anyway, the Gamboa camp, which is Gamboa and 50 Cent, are calling for a fight with Mikey Garcia. Which would probably be really boring and put us all to sleep.

For some reason, 50 attended the fight in Detroit Lions gear, and as a Detroit Lions fan I'd like to ask him to stop wearing Lions gear. We have enough problems.

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