FanPost

Floyd duck jokes, Mundine jokes, or any other jokes you want, I don't care.

Salutations and welcome to my very first fanpost! [applaud now] While I normally would not delve into the anarchic world of user posts I recently made a long list of jokes that I felt would not have received the attention they deserve on their particular article. Not only did I wish to share my genius with the rest of the site but I was also hoping to continue the jokes with all of your input, so if you're wit is sharper than a volley ball please add to my brilliant list with your own, likely inferior, jokes.

On a serious note, this post is for the love of comedy, not the hate of Floyd Mayweather Jr.; in fact, reply with any damn joke you want, Floyd related or not, I'm not a comedy fascist I just wanna laugh.

So here's my list.

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite TV show?

-Duck Dynasty

Q: who is Floyd’s favorite cartoon character?
-Daffy Duck

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite movie?
-Duck, you sucker!

Q: what was Floyd’s favorite game as a child?
- Duck, duck, goose

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite river?
-Duck River

Q: what is Floyd’s least favorite season?
-Winter (duck migration)

Q: what is Floyd’s least favorite video game?
-Duck Hunt

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite dinosaur?
-Hadrosaurid

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite mammal?
-Platypus

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite fish?
-Percophidae

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite type of valve?
-Duckbill

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite story?
-The Ugly Duckling

Q: who is Floyd’s favorite bass player?
-Donald Dunn

Q: what college did Floyd go to?
-University of Oregon

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite sports team?
-Anaheim Ducks

Q: where was Floyd born?
-Duck, North Carolina

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite song?
-"Rubber Duckie" by Ernie

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite motorcycle?
-Ducati

Q: who is Floyd’s favorite actor?
-Ben Affleck

Q: what is Floyd’s favorite structure?
Aqueduct

Once again, express your first amendment or you're right to freely speak as a human being and let the jokes flow, ideally the post will get some attention and we'll be bouncing witticisms off of each other in no time.

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