I know there are lots of "Is Oscar returning?!" articles out there thanks to a teaser snippet for his appearance on "Lopez Tonight" last night, but no, he isn't. Instead, he made a hilarious joke, pulling a fast one on his squealing female audience and referencing Erik Estrada. Marvel at Oscar's terrible comedic delivery, the overwhelming pleasure he takes in his own joke, and his weird habit of cupping his mouth when he speaks. He also mentions Shaq! This was a monumentally terrible interview.