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Plaintiffs Bad Left Hook and boxing fans around the world hereby apply for a temporary restraining order restraining B.J. Flores, Robert Flores, and pretty much anyone else named Flores, defendants, and their respective agents and employees from setting foot within 500 feet of any boxing ring, announcer's microphone, or other instrument for trying to bring the joy and excitement of boxing to the world and an order requiring defendant to show cause why a preliminary injunction should not issue to restrain defendants and their agents and employees from going anywhere near a boxing ring or microphone while this action is pending. This application is based on the grounds that Robert Flores knows jack squat about boxing and conveys excitement as if he's calling an intramural badminton match, that B.J. Flores completely stinks up the ring every time he tries to box, and that they both have about as much personality as a rotten tomato. These asshats do not deserve to be able to make a living perpetrating the crimes on our eyes and ears that they they have been committing for far too long. Since, on or about the beginning of time, Messrs. Flores have done an extreme disservice to the sport of boxing by going anywhere near it, and plaintiffs respectfully request that these incompetent blowhards not be allowed to sully our sport any longer. Irreparable injury would result to plaintiffs before the matter can be heard on notice, as shown by the declaration of Badlefthook.com attached to this application.
This application is based on the declarations of Brickhaus and SC, and the memorandum of points and authorities filed concurrently.
Dated June 20, 2009.
_/s/ Brickhaus _
[Signature of attorney for Plaintiffs]