Filed under: Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for HW Title (from The Onion) By Matt Miller Aug 4, 2009, 10:04pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for HW Title (from The Onion) Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email This made me laugh so hard I just had to post it. Their parody of hyperbolic boxing promotions is spot-on wicked. Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title Next Up In Boxing News Analysis Weigh-in results: Joshua bulks up for Franklin fight, heaviest weight of career April P4P Top 10: Usyk claims No. 1 spot because of reasons Predictions: Robeisy Ramirez vs Isaac Dogboe Predictions: Anthony Joshua vs Jermaine Franklin Unsung 20th Century Fights: Eusebio Pedroza vs Rocky Lockridge Lomachenko: I have big motivation to beat Haney, my last chance at undisputed