Filed under: Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for HW Title (from The Onion) By Matt Miller Aug 4, 2009, 10:04pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for HW Title (from The Onion) Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email This made me laugh so hard I just had to post it. Their parody of hyperbolic boxing promotions is spot-on wicked. Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title Next Up In Boxing News Analysis Opetaia vs Thompson: Live updates and results, 2 pm ET Canelo vs Charlo: Live updates and results, 8 pm ET Canelo and Jermell Charlo make weight, fight set for Saturday Predictions: Who wins Canelo vs Charlo? LIVE STREAM: Canelo vs Charlo weigh-in ‘Canelo wipes the floor with Crawford’: Arum on Shakur, Showtime boxing, more