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Video is courtesy the excellent and invaluable Hulu. The show's ABC homepage is here.
Words can't really describe the awkwardness of the action, but I freely admit to being entertained by this, erm, "fight."
Fighter Profiles
Oscar de la Hoya
Height: 5'10 1/2"
Weight: What, about 160 or so?
Achievements: Major titles at 130, 135, 140, 147, 154 and 160 pounds
Last Seen: Getting punked out by Manny Pacquiao, quitting on his stool
Shaquille O'Neal
Height: 7'1"
Weight: "325"
Achievements: Teammate of Dwyane Wade, Kobe Bryant; four-time NBA champion, Kazaam, Shaq Fu (seriously, click that one)
Last Seen: Promoting a dopey reality show