Well, this is a big story NOW. When NMA TV gets hold of a story, it's legit. Game on, suckers.
To say that this is incredible, what with Manny Pacquiao urinating on himself and Floyd Mayweather suffering the unfortunate side effects of prison as seen on the HBO series "Oz," would be a vast understatement.
NMA TV is favoring Mayweather, saying that Pacquiao is hurting the reputation of Filipinos everywhere.
But who cares about that? His ass is blinking red! Pacquiao attends a cockfight and pees on himself! They're constantly wearing head gear for some reason! Mayweather pushes his own jail cell - PUSHING TIME BACK, YOU SEE! With an assist from the judge! Pacquiao is carrying the old WCW world heavyweight championship!
This has been the first thing in a long time that has made me enjoy this entire negotiation clusterfunk. Thank you, NMA TV. Thank you so, so much, for being yourselves.
If you've missed anything, catch up on what's next for Floyd Mayweather, and what's next for Manny Pacquiao - a lot of it overlaps!