Yes, you read the scandalous, life-changing headline right: Floyd Mayweather, who is 39, apparently has a 19-year-old girlfriend. Her name is Raemarni Ball, though as an aspiring singer, her stage name is Rmarni, which kinda sounds like "Armani," isn't that interesting?
According to various reports, the two human beings are enjoying the company of one another by going to basketball games and flying on airplanes -- private airplanes!!
Here's an incredibly interesting photo of the two of them from her Instagram account:
This truly compelling Trending Topic will no doubt have the internet "buzzing," and it may even "break the internet"! That's a thing that people say all the time about subjects that aren't particularly worth spending time discussing, like people dating one another, or a picture of a butt.
Indeed, this monumental news event has just begun to make the rounds, only in its infancy as a hot story. There have not even been any officially hot takes. Surely, they will come. And when they do, we all shall burn in their wake.