Jake Paul wasted no time in his novelty fight tonight with fellow YouTube celebrity AnEsonGib, scoring three flash knockdowns en route to a first round stoppage victory.
If you’re interested, here’s all the parts of the fight that mattered much:
Paul (1-0, 1 KO) was clearly far closer to having any idea what he was doing than Gib (0-1), who spent his time in the ring squatting up and down like perhaps he had some bad food poisoning.
The fight listed two minutes and 18 seconds.
To be entirely fair here, it’s worth saying — or maybe it’s not, but fuck it, gotta fill the word count here — that Jake Paul looked a lot more like an almost competent boxer than not just Gib, but likely next opponent KSI and his own brother Logan did in November.
“KSI is next,” Paul said after. “KSI is gonna get clocked next.”
Then Paul and KSI said a lot of cusses.